Can I send a money order via regular mail?
YES! It's as easy as 1-2-3. Here are the steps.
1. Figure out what shirts and sizes you want to buy. E-mail us with that information by CLICKING HERE
Remember: be sure to include: The shirt design and size for each one and your shipping address.
2. We will then E-mail you back an invoice with the total amount including shipping and the address to send it to.
3. Print out the invoice and send a money order for that amount with the invoice included so we know what shirts you're ordering. As soon as we receive the money order we will ship out your shirts!

After I place my order how long will it take to get my T-shirts?
We process the orders immediately and ship your T-shirts out USPS priority mail. You can expect to receive your order in about a week.

Can you ship overseas?
Yes, just choose global priority on the shipping option when you secure checkout, but keep in mind overseas shipping can take 4-6 weeks. So if you are in England don't be a dumb fuck and expect your shirts to get there in a week!

Where would I wear such a T-shirt?
Well if you're like us, ANY FUCKING PLACE YOU WANT TO! Our T-shirts are very popular to wear to parties, concerts, out to clubs/bars. Anywhere people gather is always a great place! Church is a great place for our religious shirts! A lot of adult dancers buy our T-shirts as well as a few really famous porn stars. As always be sure to check with your local laws to be sure it is legal. We had one poor bastard order one in Iran and they put him to death!

Is the shopping cart secure?
YES. It is 100% secure. Click on any of our add to cart buttons and you will be taken to our secure server for your order processing.