Foul Mouth Testimonials
Ya'll
are some impressive Mother Fuckers. I ordered my shit Saturday night
and didn't expect it till Friday. But Fuck No! You're shit showed
this morning. This is the first shirt I've ordered from you, but
there will be more.
The thing that makes me the happiest is now I can where it to work
tonight. I'm the Bouncer at the local bar. Yeah they got bars here
in Utah, they fuckin' suck but they're here.
After seeing your quality shit I will order more from you mother
fuckers as soon as I get the funds. I'm also gonna try to get some
pics of me booten people out of the bar while I'm wearing your shirt.
There are plenty of asses that need kicking around here. I might
ass well have one of the coolest fucking shirts on the planet on
while I'm kicken them.
Have a kick ass fucking day,
Scootter - Utah
Fucking
unbelievable fast fucking shipping! You cocksuckers are awesome!
The shirts are Motherfuckers too! I just ordered three more!
Thanks
Fuckers
Kev - New York
I
bought the Fuck you, you fucking fuck and MILF t-shirts and let
me tell you, they are the shit! Now everywhere I go people stare
:) Like your shirt says "Fuck 'em if they can't take a shirt!"
Fuck
ya'll
Foul Mouth Glo- Florida
HEY
YOU FOUL MOUTHED FUCKERS WUS UP? I just wanted to let you know I
received the two shirts I ordered and they are great. The one you
Custom made for me that says "I own a Harley not just a fucking
t-shirt" was a real hit at Friday the 13th in Port Dover yesterday.
People were sending their friends to our table in the bar and asking
to see it and asking where I got it. Up here in the cold north we
ride to port Dover every Friday the 13th. We get bikers from the
USA in the summer. New York, Ohio and shit. It was very cold and
snowy yesterday but there were still about 50 or so bikers who rode
in. Thanks again guys and you will hear from me again.
Keep
up the fuckin' good job
Tom in Canada
Your
shirts are completely tasteless and offensive. I guess that is what
you want. I saw your add in my new issue of Rolling Stone and thought
that I would look you up. What kind of person are you to think that
a small little warning would keep kids off this site? It is websites
like yours that are corrupting our kids. I can't believe that you
would wear these shirts around. Who are going to be the ones to
protect our children if not the adults?
Your shirts are sexist, racist and just purely tasteless. But I
guess that is what you want, and you don't seem to care about where
this country is going. It is people like yourself that are sending
this country strait to hell. Speaking of which, why out all the
things should you make fun of Jesus, our Lord and Savior? You are
damned and I pray for your soul and the soul of every person with
so much hate in them. When Bush is re-elected I hope that he sees
sites like yours and closes you down along with every abortion clinic.
The children are our future.
God Bless
We
want to get one of your t-shirts ASAP for the Video Music Awards
this week. We want"Arkansas: One million people, 15 lastnames".
We can give you our airborne # if we can get this today or tomorrow.
Please call me at XXX-XXX-XXXX at your earliest convenience! Thank
you!!
Lauren
Gillespie
MTV Fashion Assistant
I've ordered several shirts from you guys before, and wear them
proudly. In fact, I have worn them during my band's promo shoots
and in the studio. They fucking rule!
Kevin D. Astl
Howdy
people. I received my t shirts today, they are excellent as usual!!
I'm gonna start offendin' people today. Thanks for the speedy service
and you'll hear from me again
Jim Ont Canada
You
guys are FANTASTIC!!!! I got the shirts today... Thank you for understanding
and such fast delivery over the Christmas season. I wanted these
for my band member's as gifts. I wear your t-shirts onstage all
the time.
Thank You, Kirk
You
Guys Are The "Howard Stern" Of T-shirts!
E.B. Memphis TN
Your
T-shirts go to show you: just because you're socialized as an American,
doesn't mean you're not retarted.
best, Emmanuel - Hey
Emmanuel....FUCK YOU :) ~FMS P.S. You Misspelled
Retarded Dumbass!
Thank
you for creating one of the greatest shirts of all time for me.
Everyone who has seen my "Gay Nazis For Christ " shirt
either loves or hates it. The graphics really make the shirt
Stay sick
Sorry
ass motherfucker. Get my god damned shirt you cocksucker or we'll
come over and ram your butt ugly heads so far up your asses you'll
choke to death!
Thanks, Sincerely yours, a noble fucker, most
worthy of wearing your quaint attire.
D. Muston ~ Hmm...This Guy Might Be Related
To Us!?!
I
got my box of shirts today. Once again I must say you do a fine
fucking job. If I were ever to ass fuck you I'd be sure to give
you the courtesy of the reach around, might even kiss you. I noticed...
these shirts feel thicker, maybe they won't tear in my next bar
fight. I hope to have some pics for y'all soon.
Later Fuckers,
Scott Scootter Leatham
You
guys probally already know this but you're the most outrageously
killer company on this planet. It may sound weird but you are one
of my biggest inspirations for what I do... I cant tell you how
much I talk about you at school with my friends who also agree with
me.. To get to the point you ROCK... the whole point of this email
is just to give you props for everything you've done.
Keepin it real,
Brian
I
received my order in the mail this afternoon. First class service!!!
And, the shirts look great -- even better than I imagined. Thank
you. There is no doubt -- I will order from you again. I made my
normal Friday afternoon visit to Hooters this afternoon. I wore
my new "Smile if you're horny" T-shirt from foulmouthshirts.
The Hooters girls loved it. Not just smiles...but serious laughs.
PS -- I received my special "Oral Me" shirt today. You
guys need to teach marketing in college. Success = Great product
+ great service + great attitude. Thank you, again. You done good!
Lou
I
got my t-shirts already. I cant believe it. I just ordered them
a couple days ago. Thanks for the GREAT service and you will be
hearing from me again.
Tim
Your
a fucking disgrace
Punkindrunlick2k2 ~Thanks
We Try
I
just received my shirt in the mail. It is awesome! You guys/gals
rule....thanks!!
Paul
The
custom shirt looks great! Thanks.......I'll be ordering some more
custom ones soon.
Robert
Love
it. you da best. I love you women's. You is beautiful. You is beautiful
womens and da shirts is good too.
Nordsafe
OH
MY FUCKING GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS FUCKING SITE ITS FUCKING GREAT
I FUCKING CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT! BUT I CANT FUCKING FIND THE RIGHT
KIND OF FUCKING ATTITUDE ON THE FUCKING SHIRTS I WAS FUCKING LOOKING
FOR! FUCK!!
Cynthia
Hey
was wearing your fucking tee shirt " GOD HATES YOU" in
the grocery store the other night and some shit comes up to me and
says "son god doesn't hate you". I look down at the front
of my shirt and said " I know he hates your fucking ass".
Little shit couldn't get away from me fast enough. Keep up the bullshit.
D Buck
YOUR
INTERNATIONAL SERVICE FUCKING ROCKS! I honestly thought i was going
to pay up the ass in shipping/ handling fees because i live in British
Columbia-Canada! Not only did it come within 5 DAYS of ordering
it, I got a kick ass shirt (- marijuana- its not fucking crack!-)
at the same price it would have cost me to buy a shitty shirt that
everyone has in Canada! This order was a trial to see if it was
worth it importing from the states and now after this... ill never
buy a funny shirt in Canada again! keep up this kick ass service
and youll be seeing alot more of me
Lana
I
bought your shirts and they're Fucking great.
I wore one to work and now I sleep in an alley on a grate.
The cops came by and I said fuck you fuckers don't hate
now I'm wearing orange punching out license plates!
Chris
Nashville Tn.
Just
opened a box from u guys yesterday with my new fuckin' ofensive
shirt in it! Love it and had to write to say thanks! You guys have
much more original, funnier comments than the other guys. Just wanted
to let you know you've got a rew new customers comin' your way-
my friends all love my new Tee and asked where I got it. You guys
are the Shit. Thank's again!
Siner's
Little Sister
Salli Hall
Washington
I
am very happy I stumbled upon your website as I've been looking
for someone to print whatever I want on a black t-shirt. Thanks
for the great service you're providing to plain spoken people!
Best,
Jesse
Leave
it to a bunch of cry baby liberals to come up with a lame ass website
like yours. I understand though...you just can't seem to get your
heads out of your asses can you? I feel sorry for you actually...you're
like circus freaks..we just sit back, point, and laugh...Keep up
the good work!!!
Some Dumbass Afraid to sign his name
Hey
ya fucks...
I just got my 3 "la-dee-fuckin'-da" shirts, and I must
say..I'm impressed. Thanks. I will order again for sure, and recommend
you to all my friends.
Jeri
I'm
writing you to tell you how extremely pleased I am with your company
and the quality of work and integrity your company has. On September
15th, I ordered two shirts from your company. Immediately I realized
I made a mistake and emailed you in regards to correcting the problem.
You guys promptly emailed me back and said that the problem was
fixed. And now, eight days later I have the t-shirts in hand. They
were custom, so I wasn't sure what to expect. But your design team
has SERIOUSLY outdone themselves. The shirts look great. I can't
rave about them enough. Anyways, just wanted to say thanks and that
I'll be ordering from you again. I wish more companies were like
you guys, then internet shopping would definately be much easier.
Regards
Don
Thank
you. Wanted to let you know the shirts arrived here in Australia.
Four days after ordering. Thank you for your great service and the
shirts are a big hit!!!!!!!!!!
Jan
Hey.
Just recieved my order today (Tue) and I'd like to say thanks for
your prompt service. The shirts are great! I've recommended you
to my friends...
Phil, out.
You
guys fucking rock i got into 4 different fights with your shirts
it was fucking awsome
Tiny
I
was looking for a Hillary 2005 t- shirt to buy, clicked on your
web site to find that you sell to liberals and conservatives alike....in
other words, you have no political outlook and are only here to
make a buck by any means possible, including producing t shirts
with vulgar words that children will see and read when exposed to
your shirts and merchandise.....anyone who works for your company
is complicit in random acts of evil and will be held accountable
in the next life.......lots of luck there.
~EXACTLY!
I
was just reading online about some kids who took a very docile dog
and dragged him behind a truck..needless to say the poor dog died.
T-shirts like you offer that promote violence towards animals are
not funny. Hence, you suck!
D.C
Dear
Fuckers:
The t-shirts arrived. They're fucking fantastic! Thank you very
much.
T.
Sander Pagosa Springs, Colorado
Hello
to my new favorite bunch of motherfuckers! You guys are the shit...
I went to a Rave party to bust into New Year and wore my Merry fuckin
Cristmas Biotch! Tee-Shirt. Man it was a hit! All night I got zombies
too high on drugs trying to read the text or people in a better
state of mind smiling at me with the thumbs up! Had a fuckin' great
time! Thank you FoulMouthShirts, you're the shit!
Marc
Your
shirts about God are terrible. I can't even fathom why you would
have those.
Been
serving the Army since June 94! Been shoping from foulmouthshirts
since last year. Wish i would've found you guys sooner, you have
great shirts!
Tim
USAG 279th BSB
Just
have to say that the "Not in the Shit Business" fuckin
rocked! Although it was pretty goddamn annoying to have to tell
everyone where I got it. Anyway, as soon as fundage allows, I'll
be ordering a few more shirts. Bartenders need more than words to
get their message across.
WORD! B
Hey,
I'm just sending you this email to tell you how much I enjoy ordering
from your website you have really cool shirts!!! KEEP UP THE GREAT
WORK!!!
You
scurvy shyster bastards. Great site!!! Dime would be proud. I'll
be buying some tees shortly. Just wanted to say bravo. Love the
shirts.... you sick fucks!! :-)
Steve-o
Hi
Foul Mouth Shirts!!
FUCK ME, that was some fast shipping!! Only took a week for You
fuckers to print and ship my two custom made t-shirt to DENMARK!!!
Holy crap, if only all stores would do that!! High-fucking-quality
tees and THE PRINTS!!! Goddamn the're SWEET!!!! (and that's not
ment in a wuss-way, but in the TRUE FUCK YEAH!! way!! Going on my
second tour of duty in IRAQ this august - and I'll bring them along
and proudly display in camp!! FUCKERZZZ!!! This won't be the last
time I order from You!! Big salute and many FUCK YOUs from me!!!
Sergeant first class BO JULIUS, DENMARK
I
am very shocked about the material you have on your shirts . I am
a man who believes in Jesus Christ how dare you guys disrespect
him like that. God will shine on the just as well as the unjust.I
was looking for some shirts but I will take my business else where.
I
just wanted to thank you guys for doing such a great job with my
shirt!! It was fuckin' awesome!! I also want to thank you for getting
that out so fast. Thanks!!! I'll definitely recommend your site
to everyone!!! Thanks again!!
Maria Kosha
You
Mo`fo`s. I received the t-shirt, and I must say, Y`all are some
bad ass fucks. The fuckin shirt is fuckin ass kickin. Your "NO
BULLSHIT GUARANTEE" really is no fuckin bullshit. Like I said
Y`all are some bad ass fuckin Mo`fo`s, Thanks a fuckin lot.I`ll
be placing another order soon.
~ Thanks.
Just
an e mail to say thanks for the quick delivery of the fuck you you
fucking fuck t shirt. I was not expecting it for a couple of weeks,
but it arrived today. In fact it got here quicker than a t shirt
I ordered from the UK. I will defiantly order more t shirts from
you in the future. Keep up the good work.
John Llewellyn (UK customer)
Hey
I love your t-shirts and i want to buy one. But i can't. As i was
browsing thru the offensive t-shirts section, i came across a shirt
that read "clench all you want... it's still going in"
heh i must say that shirt managed to offend me, although i can take
most any kind of joke i really fucking can't tolerate anything that
condones rape. but yeah, i'm sure my e-mail won't make a difference
but i wanted to point that out. As i'm sure you know there are a
lot of fucking stupid people on this planet, and someone might take
that slogan to heart.
thanks carolyn
~Yes
Carolyn, there are a lot of you "fucking stupid people"
out there. We get emails all the time.
I
read some of the things people have said about the shirts and y'all
FUCK THEM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!!!
There are alot of stupid mother fuckers out there and if they don't
like what you sell, then they need to take their dumb ass somewhere
else..I WILL CONTINUE TO BUY AND HAVE PURCHASED 6-8 SHIRTS ALREADY
AND WILL BUY ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING I FUCKEN PLEASE!!! I WEAR THE
GOD DAMNED SHIRT AND IF THOSE STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS DON'T LIKE IT
TOUGH!!! I WAS BORN FREE AND BY GOD, I WILL WEAR WHAT THE FUCK I
WANT!!! AND THIS GUY...Your a fucking disgrace Punkindrunlick2k2...
CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF!
THANKS FOR THE FAST SERVICE AND BY GOD YOU CAN POST MY NAME!!!
DAVID ROBINSON, TENNESSEE (I WILL CONTINUE
TO BUY THE FUCKING SHIRTS!!)
~Thanks
for your continued support David! We're sending you a fucking free
shirt!
My
name is Mark Fitzgerald, I am a designer from Ireland. I am contacting
you to see if you would be interested in stocking and selling one
of my designs. It is an Anti-War/ Anti-Bush design. If you feel
you may be interested in this opportunity please contact me anytime.
Mark F.
<---Fuck
You and That Anti-America Bullshit!
OUR
RESPONSE:
Mark, That is not an antiwar or anti bush design. That is an ANTI
AMERICA design and for that we have to say FUCK YOU!
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