What Our Customers
Are Saying About Us
are some impressive Mother Fuckers. I ordered my shit Saturday
night and didn't expect it till Friday. But Fuck No! You're
shit showed this morning. This is the first shirt I've ordered
from you, but there will be more.
The thing that makes me the happiest is now I can where it
to work tonight. I'm the Bouncer at the local bar. Yeah they
got bars here in Utah, they fuckin' suck but they're here.
After seeing your quality shit I will order more from you
mother fuckers as soon as I get the funds. I'm also gonna
try to get some pics of me booten people out of the bar while
I'm wearing your shirt. There are plenty of asses that need
kicking around here. I might ass well have one of the coolest
fucking shirts on the planet on while I'm kicken them.
Have a kick ass fucking day,
—Scootter - Utah
unbelievable fast fucking shipping! You cocksuckers are awesome!
The shirts are Motherfuckers too! I just ordered three more!
Kev - New York
bought the Fuck you, you fucking fuck and MILF t-shirts and
let me tell you, they are the shit! Now everywhere I go people
stare :) Like your shirt says "Fuck 'em if they can't
take a shirt!"
Foul Mouth Glo- Florida
FOUL MOUTHED FUCKERS WUS UP? I just wanted to let you know
I received the two shirts I ordered and they are great. The
one you Custom made for me that says "I own a Harley not just
a fucking t-shirt" was a real hit at Friday the 13th in Port
Dover yesterday. People were sending their friends to our
table in the bar and asking to see it and asking where I got
it. Up here in the cold north we ride to port Dover every
Friday the 13th. We get bikers from the USA in the summer.
New York, Ohio and shit. It was very cold and snowy yesterday
but there were still about 50 or so bikers who rode in. Thanks
again guys and you will hear from me again.
Keep up the fuckin' good job
Tom in Canada
to get one of your t-shirts ASAP for the Video Music Awards
this week. We want"Arkansas: One million people, 15 lastnames".
We can give you our airborne # if we can get this today or
tomorrow. Please call me at XXX-XXX-XXXX at your earliest
convenience! Thank you!!
MTV Fashion Assistant
I've ordered several shirts from you guys before, and wear
them proudly. In fact, I have worn them during my band's promo
shoots and in the studio. They fucking rule!
Kevin D. Astl
people. I received my t shirts today, they are excellent as
usual!! I'm gonna start offendin' people today. Thanks for
the speedy service and you'll hear from me again
Jim Ont Canada
are FANTASTIC!!!! I got the shirts today... Thank you for
understanding and such fast delivery over the Christmas season.
I wanted these for my band member's as gifts. I wear your
t-shirts onstage all the time.
Thank You, Kirk
Guys Are The "Howard Stern" Of T-shirts!
E.B. Memphis TN
go to show you: just because you're socialized as an American,
doesn't mean you're not retarted.
best, Emmanuel - Hey
Emmanuel....FUCK YOU :) ~FMS P.S. You
Misspelled Retarded Dumbass!
you for creating one of the greatest shirts of all time for
me. Everyone who has seen my "Gay Nazis For Christ "
shirt either loves or hates it. The graphics really make the
ass motherfucker. Get my god damned shirt you cocksucker or
we'll come over and ram your butt ugly heads so far up your
asses you'll choke to death!
Thanks, Sincerely yours, a noble fucker,
most worthy of wearing your quaint attire.
D. Muston ~ Hmm...This Guy Might Be
Related To Us!?!
my box of shirts today. Once again I must say you do a fine
fucking job. If I were ever to ass fuck you I'd be sure to
give you the courtesy of the reach around, might even kiss
you. I noticed... these shirts feel thicker, maybe they won't
tear in my next bar fight. I hope to have some pics for y'all
Scott Scootter Leatham
probally already know this but you're the most outrageously
killer company on this planet. It may sound weird but you
are one of my biggest inspirations for what I do... I cant
tell you how much I talk about you at school with my friends
who also agree with me.. To get to the point you ROCK... the
whole point of this email is just to give you props for everything
Keepin it real,
my order in the mail this afternoon. First class service!!!
And, the shirts look great -- even better than I imagined.
Thank you. There is no doubt -- I will order from you again.
I made my normal Friday afternoon visit to Hooters this afternoon.
I wore my new "Smile if you're horny" T-shirt from
foulmouthshirts. The Hooters girls loved it. Not just smiles...but
serious laughs. PS -- I received my special "Oral Me"
shirt today. You guys need to teach marketing in college.
Success = Great product + great service + great attitude.
Thank you, again. You done good!
my t-shirts already. I cant believe it. I just ordered them
a couple days ago. Thanks for the GREAT service and you will
be hearing from me again.
received my shirt in the mail. It is awesome! You guys/gals
shirt looks great! Thanks.......I'll be ordering some more
custom ones soon.
it. you da best. I love you women's. You is beautiful. You
is beautiful womens and da shirts is good too.
FUCKING GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS FUCKING SITE ITS FUCKING GREAT
I FUCKING CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT! BUT I CANT FUCKING FIND
THE RIGHT KIND OF FUCKING ATTITUDE ON THE FUCKING SHIRTS I
WAS FUCKING LOOKING FOR! FUCK!!
wearing your fucking tee shirt " GOD HATES YOU"
in the grocery store the other night and some shit comes up
to me and says "son god doesn't hate you". I look
down at the front of my shirt and said " I know he hates
your fucking ass". Little shit couldn't get away from
me fast enough. Keep up the bullshit.
SERVICE FUCKING ROCKS! I honestly thought i was going to pay
up the ass in shipping/ handling fees because i live in British
Columbia-Canada! Not only did it come within 5 DAYS of ordering
it, I got a kick ass shirt (- marijuana- its not fucking crack!-)
at the same price it would have cost me to buy a shitty shirt
that everyone has in Canada! This order was a trial to see
if it was worth it importing from the states and now after
this... ill never buy a funny shirt in Canada again! keep
up this kick ass service and youll be seeing alot more of
your shirts and they're Fucking great.
I wore one to work and now I sleep in an alley on a grate.
The cops came by and I said fuck you fuckers don't hate
now I'm wearing orange punching out license plates!
opened a box from u guys yesterday with my new fuckin' ofensive
shirt in it! Love it and had to write to say thanks! You guys
have much more original, funnier comments than the other guys.
Just wanted to let you know you've got a rew new customers
comin' your way- my friends all love my new Tee and asked
where I got it. You guys are the Shit. Thank's again!
am very happy I stumbled upon your website as I've been looking
for someone to print whatever I want on a black t-shirt. Thanks
for the great service you're providing to plain spoken people!
I just got my 3 "la-dee-fuckin'-da" shirts, and
I must say..I'm impressed. Thanks. I will order again for
sure, and recommend you to all my friends.
writing you to tell you how extremely pleased I am with your
company and the quality of work and integrity your company
has. On September 15th, I ordered two shirts from your company.
Immediately I realized I made a mistake and emailed you in
regards to correcting the problem. You guys promptly emailed
me back and said that the problem was fixed. And now, eight
days later I have the t-shirts in hand. They were custom,
so I wasn't sure what to expect. But your design team has
SERIOUSLY outdone themselves. The shirts look great. I can't
rave about them enough. Anyways, just wanted to say thanks
and that I'll be ordering from you again. I wish more companies
were like you guys, then internet shopping would definately
be much easier.
you. Wanted to let you know the shirts arrived here in Australia.
Four days after ordering. Thank you for your great service
and the shirts are a big hit!!!!!!!!!!
recieved my order today (Tue) and I'd like to say thanks for
your prompt service. The shirts are great! I've recommended
you to my friends...
fucking rock i got into 4 different fights with your shirts
it was fucking awsome
to my new favorite bunch of motherfuckers! You guys are the
shit... I went to a Rave party to bust into New Year and wore
my Merry fuckin Cristmas Biotch! Tee-Shirt. Man it was a hit!
All night I got zombies too high on drugs trying to read the
text or people in a better state of mind smiling at me with
the thumbs up! Had a fuckin' great time! Thank you FoulMouthShirts,
you're the shit!
the Army since June 94! Been shoping from foulmouthshirts
since last year. Wish i would've found you guys sooner, you
have great shirts!
Tim USAG 279th BSB
have to say that the "Not in the Shit Business"
fuckin rocked! Although it was pretty goddamn annoying to
have to tell everyone where I got it. Anyway, as soon as fundage
allows, I'll be ordering a few more shirts. Bartenders need
more than words to get their message across.
just sending you this email to tell you how much I enjoy ordering
from your website you have really cool shirts!!! KEEP UP THE
shyster bastards. Great site!!! Dime would be proud. I'll
be buying some tees shortly. Just wanted to say bravo. Love
the shirts.... you sick fucks!! :-)
FUCK ME, that was some fast shipping!! Only took a week for
You fuckers to print and ship my two custom made t-shirt to
DENMARK!!! Holy crap, if only all stores would do that!! High-fucking-quality
tees and THE PRINTS!!! Goddamn the're SWEET!!!! (and that's
not ment in a wuss-way, but in the TRUE FUCK YEAH!! way!!
Going on my second tour of duty in IRAQ this august - and
I'll bring them along and proudly display in camp!! FUCKERZZZ!!!
This won't be the last time I order from You!! Big salute
and many FUCK YOUs from me!!!
Sergeant first class BO JULIUS, DENMARK
just wanted to thank you guys for doing such a great job with
my shirt!! It was fuckin' awesome!! I also want to thank you
for getting that out so fast. Thanks!!! I'll definitely recommend
your site to everyone!!! Thanks again!!
I received the t-shirt, and I must say, Y`all are some bad
ass fucks. The fuckin shirt is fuckin ass kickin. Your "NO
BULLSHIT GUARANTEE" really is no fuckin bullshit. Like
I said Y`all are some bad ass fuckin Mo`fo`s, Thanks a fuckin
lot.I`ll be placing another order soon.
e mail to say thanks for the quick delivery of the fuck you
you fucking fuck t shirt. I was not expecting it for a couple
of weeks, but it arrived today. In fact it got here quicker
than a t shirt I ordered from the UK. I will defiantly order
more t shirts from you in the future. Keep up the good work.
John Llewellyn (UK customer)
some of the things people have said about the shirts and y'all
FUCK THEM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!!!
There are alot of stupid mother fuckers out there and if they
don't like what you sell, then they need to take their dumb
ass somewhere else..I WILL CONTINUE TO BUY AND HAVE PURCHASED
6-8 SHIRTS ALREADY AND WILL BUY ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING I
FUCKEN PLEASE!!! I WEAR THE GOD DAMNED SHIRT AND IF THOSE
STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS DON'T LIKE IT TOUGH!!! I WAS BORN FREE
AND BY GOD, I WILL WEAR WHAT THE FUCK I WANT!!! AND THIS GUY...Your
a fucking disgrace Punkindrunlick2k2... CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF!
THANKS FOR THE FAST SERVICE AND BY GOD YOU CAN POST MY NAME!!!
DAVID ROBINSON, TENNESSEE (I WILL CONTINUE
TO BUY THE FUCKING SHIRTS!!)
Just had to say FUCK YOU. I googled "fuck shirt"
and thankfully fucking stumbled on your fucking website. So
fucking thank you you fucking guys. And please give a warm
fuck you to Pope Cannon.
Thank you fuck heads,
Hey I love your website......It is wonderful!! And the hate
mail response section is fan fucking tastic!!!! I will be
ordering some of the great shirts soon!!!
Best fuckin' site on the 'net. Love it. I just found my new
homepage. To bring together patriotism and "FUCK YOU"
with such coherence and seamless synergy, is just fucking
amazing. Now I know there are people out there who think like
me, when all this time I just thought everyone on planet Earth
was just a drooling dipshit. Cheers to you, motherfuckers!
Jake, Southern California
Just came across your site by accident and I must say, God
Damn I love it! Great for you guys! Love the shirts! Found
a few that'll go great at my next white trash dirty southern
biker rally!! Yeah motherfucker I said it, cause its my fucking
right! I'm a dirty biker from the south & if you can't
laugh at yourself, then go fuck yourself! I read through your
"hate mail". Jesus fucking jehova in a dump truck,
what a bunch of cryin ass pussy uptight candy ass rope suckers!
Keep up the good work! I'll let you know how the "can
I eat your pussy shirt" works out next to the stripper
pole at the biker bash! Love, peace and chicken grease bitches!!!
Sent from my iPhone
I love you guys. What else can I say. You made my day.
I've just recieved the custom tee that you did for me,absolutely
awesome,you guys/gals did a super job,it was exactly as I
had imagined and was exactly as I had ordered...YOU GUYS ARE
FUCKING GREAT !!!
Thanks so much
Hey Man, I was browsing around your site the other day looking
for a "Fuck you you fucking fuck" t-shirt... and
I found it! lol Seriously, you guys are doing a great job...
I love all your shirts. I saw the hate mail page, so I thought
I needed to send you guys a nice letter to show my appreciation.
Keep it up! Oh, yeah... I also wanted to say that I crack
up everytime when I click the "G rated Version of this
site" link. HAHA... thanks for the laugh.
Hey, I hate all the sites that have they same gay bullshit
on them! Your stuff is original and funny as shit! And the
shipping was fast as fuck! Thanks bitches!!!
Oooohhh Holy fuck. I just listened to the entire phone call
with that crazy religious bitch, that is funny as hell!!!
I could not stop laughing! I'll be honest with you, I thought
you guys were just putting up a front and acting like awesome
people. Turns out you live up to your goddamned name! Thanks
for a couple minutes of hilarity in my boring-ass life.
Got my shirts today...I fucking love them! Thanks a lot guys!
I've already gotten a bunch of compliments and dirty looks!
I will be back in the future to buy some more of your rude,
fucked up shirts! Thanks....
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