ME I'M IRISH SHIRT
St. Patrick's Day, it is almost obligatory
that Irish people get fucked at the
end of the night...just as long as they
don't have a bad case of whiskey dick.
Look past the bad complexion, and the
bleary eyes. It's your duty to fuck
the Irish on the holiest of Irish holidays.
They deserve it after all the bullshit
America has put them through. Thanks
Irish people. Here's you complimentary
vagina and/or dick.