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LOOK CLOSELY IT SAYS FUCK CHRISTMAS	.	I'M NOT SANTA BUT YOU CAN SIT ON MY LAP	.	I WANNA GET NAUGHTY ALL OVER YOUR BODY...	.

STUFFING MORE THAN JUST STOCKINGS SINCE 1823		FUCK CHRISTMASs		MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCH NOW GIVE ME SOME SHIT
IT'S CHRISTMAS... AND WE'RE ALL IN MISERY		WHO NEEDS MISTLETOE WITH A FACE LIKE THIS?		WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE HAP, HAP HAPPIEST CHRISTMAS...		CHRISTMAS IS FOR THI BIRDS
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MERRY CHRISTMAS SHITTER'S FULL T-SHIRT		GANGSTA WRAPPER T-SHIRT		MARY CHRISTMAS		IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME FOR A BEER

DEAR SANTA STOP CREEPING AROUND MY FUCKING HOUSE		DEAR SANTA FUCK IT I'LL BUY MY OWN SHIT		NICE RACK		SUCK IT CANDY CANE T-SHIRT

CRAZY CHRISTMAS BASTARD		BAD SANTA'S CHOP SHOPPE T-SHIRT		HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR!		SERIOUSLY... NO MORE EGG NOG FOR SANTA
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SEASONS EATINGS CHRISTMAS BACON T-SHIRT		I WANNA DECK YOUR HALLS WITH MY CHRISTMAS BALLS		NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN HO HO HO		MERRY CRISPNESS BACON CHRISTMAS T-SHIRT

STOP STARING AT MY SANTAS		DEAR SANTA FUCK YOU		IT'S BEGINNING TO FEEL A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS		HEMPY NEW YEAR!
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WANNA SEE THE NORTH POLE?		GRISWOLD FAMILY CHRISTMAS 1989 T-SHIRT		I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS		PROPERTY OF NORTH POLE SWEATSHOP T-SHIRT
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SILENT NIGHT HOLEY NIGHT		HEY KIDS! THERE IS NO SANTA!		WHAT HAPPENS UNDER THE MISTLETOE STAYS UNDER THE MISTLETOE		MERRY CHRISTMAS PIECE ON EARTH T-SHIRT

HO HO HO T-SHIRT		MERRY CHRISTMAS! NOW BLOW ME		HAPPY NEW YEAR NOW BLOW ME!		KISS ME UNDER THE MISTLETOE T-SHIRT
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MERRY XXXMAS T-SHIRT		IF I HAD ANY MORE XMAS SPIRIT I'D BE SHITTING...		BAD SANTA'S ADULT TOY STORE		SEASONS EATINGS
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FREE CANDY CANE		SEASONS EATINGS ZOMBIE CLAUS T-SHIRT		SIT ON MY LAP TO GET YOUR PRESENT		OPEN ME FIRST T-SHIRT

SEASONS BEATINGS		MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS		UNHAPPY JEW YEAR!		ZOMBIE SANTA'S FLESH EATERS CAFE
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YOUR MOM'S A HO HO HO		E.L.F. EVIL LITTLE FUCKER		TITS THE SEASON		FA LA LA LA LA BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
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WHERE MY HO'S AT?		SANTAS FAVORITE T-SHIRT		MERRY X-MAS		NICE RACK

FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US T-SHIRT		MERRY CHRISTMAS AND PIECE ON EARTH		HO HO FUCKING HO!		MERRY CHRISTMAS! YOU POLITICALLY CORRECT BASTARDS