(RETURN TO ALL HATE MAIL)

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From: Stoppin' to Think

I'M SURE LOTS OF SICK PEOPLE BUY YOUR FILTHY SHIRTS AND THAT IS WHY YOU KEEP PRODUCING TONS OF THIS CRAP. BUT HAVE YOU PEOPLE EVER STOPPED TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO THE WORLD? MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING.
THINK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS THE FIRST TIME SOME SWEET AN INNOCENT PERSON READS ONE OF YOUR DISCUSTING SHIRTS WHEN THEY'RE ON THIER WAY TO CHURCH AND THEY STOP FOR GAS AND SEE SOME SCUM BAG PUMPING GAS AND WEARING ONE OF YOUR SHIRTS? HAVE YOU EVER STOPPED TO THINK ABOUT THAT?
THINK OF THE DAMMAGE YOU JERKS ARE DOING.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MOM READING THIS CRAP OR YOUR LITTLE SISTER?
MAKES YOU STOP AND THINK HUH?

Our Response: It makes me stop and think? What the fucking fuck, man? Of COURSE it makes me stop and think. I stop and think everytime we sell one of those awesome fucking shirts that you're bitching about. I stop and think how fucking cool it is that there are people out there like us who say whatever the fuck they want, whenever the fuck they want to say it. You're god-damn right. Money ISN'T everything. Sometimes it's just fucking good enough to know that I'm helping to change the world just a little bit. Sometimes it's good enough to know that we inspire people to break away from what is "normal" and "innocent." If your weren't such a self-righteous douche, you'd realize that no one is innocent. We're all sinners, baby. Some of us just enjoy more then others. Shut the fuck up and suck my balloon-knot.

-FMS