(RETURN TO ALL HATE MAIL)

------Original Hate Mail------

From: someone too high to write

4/20 is not a holiday. I can't STAND you pot head fuckers. I have never seen nor bee around someone who was high who didn't irritate the shit out of me. Maybe you guys should spend less time getting stoned and more time working and being fucking productive members of society? Sounds like a good idea to me. Fuck 4/20. I won't be buying shit from you guys until after that stupid, waste of calender space non-holiday.

Our Response:
I felt it necessary to get REALLY high before I responded to your email, sir. I'm really surprised that I had enough initiative to get off my ass and write this, but...holy shit! I did! Pot heads do productive shit, man, and you don't give them enough fucking credit. I think you're just jealous of everyone's good times when you're around high people. That's why you get so irritated. You're a jealous douch-face. Go ahead and take a break from making any purchases until after 4/20. We're way too busy to get your order because of all of the bad-as-fuck Pot Shirts we'll be making. Ease up and shut the fuck up, dude. Seriously.

-FMS