(RETURN TO ALL HATE MAIL)

------Original Hate Mail------

From: Smart Ass ...name not submitted

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid low-brow bullshit humor. What the hell, people? Get some shirts that are funny, but make people think about the joke. Just having a shirt that says "fuck you" isn't enough. You guys owe it to your customers to offer a better selection of smart shirts. Until then, I'll take my business elsewhere.

Our Response:
Well, fuck. I guess we're stupid and low-brow because we're putting shit on shirts that people wish they could say out loud. We're not dumb, asshole. We're fucking GENIUSES. Everyone who buys one of our "low-brow" shirts, doesn't buy them because they wouldn't get some witty joke. They buy them because they are simple, raw, and to the fucking point. Our Foul Mouth Fucks don't mince words. Our Foul Mouth Fucks get right to the fucking point and tell the world to FUCK OFF. Now shut the fuck up, smart-ass.

-FMS