(RETURN TO ALL HATE MAIL)

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From: Shit-Stains...name not submitted

I was seaching through the interweb for t-shirts, and I saw your site. I stopped and read through some of the shirts you have available. Most of them are really good, but there are a few that turn me off really bad. "Fuck The Police" and your new shirt that says "Jesus is Coming. Don't Worry, We'll Crucify Him Again" are especially bad. There are a few others that hit me the wrong way, but I'm sure you know which ones are really bad and which are okay. Take off the really bad shirts and people like me will buy from you guys. Thanks for your consideration.

Our Response:
Fucking fuck, you fucking dick-suck. How many god-damned times do I have to tell you little pricks the same shit over and over again? If you don't like our shit, don't fucking buy it. I sincerely don't fucing care. We make plenty of fucking cash from the people with BALLS out there who aren't afraid of expressing themselves loud and fucking proud. We service to you and your cowardly kind, than we lose everyone else. Frankly, I don't want you with us. You are weak and scared. I want my real Foul Mouth Fucks with me when we crash down the doors of hell and fucking take over.

P.S. - People who use the term "interweb" are shit-stains.

-FMS