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From: Shit-Stains...name not submitted
I was seaching through the interweb for t-shirts, and I saw your site. I stopped and read through some of the shirts you have available. Most of them are really good, but there are a few that turn me off really bad. "Fuck The Police" and your new shirt that says "Jesus is Coming. Don't Worry, We'll Crucify Him Again" are especially bad. There are a few others that hit me the wrong way, but I'm sure you know which ones are really bad and which are okay. Take off the really bad shirts and people like me will buy from you guys. Thanks for your consideration.
P.S. - People who use the term "interweb" are shit-stains.