(RETURN TO ALL HATE MAIL)

------Original Hate Mail------

From: Shift Leader.....name not submitted

Leave it to a bunch of cry baby liberals to come up with a lame ass website like yours. I understand though...you just can't seem to get your heads out of your asses can you? I feel sorry for you actually...you're like circus freaks..we just sit back, point, and laugh...Keep up the good work!!!

Our Response:
You're God-damned right we're like a group of Circus Freaks. I sit in my fucking tent all day wacking off my giant cock. They call me "Cannon, The Boy With The Giant Python Dick". Oh, look, there's The Foul One over there in his tent. Pay a nickle, and he'll beat you over the head with a fucking mallet. You can point and you can laugh, fucker. We'll be laughing with you all the way to the fucking bank. We'll be keeping up the good work for a long, long time...probably not as long as you're job at McD's as a "shift leader". Shut the fuck up.

-FMS