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From: Rev. Scott

Dear Foul shirt company

I am really surprised that you sell shirts to permote violence and especially gun violence, I got robbed at gunpoint, and if it was up to you

guys, he would have been wearing a shirt you guys make!!!! "I Knife people" how can that be entertainment, I'm just really upset,

that your shirts could cause someone to hurt or even kill other people, and I think its so wrong. You guys are no different than Hitler, or the KKK or those people that carry guns in public. Shame on you guys.

Reverend Scott

Our Response: Oh, you dumb motherfucker. How dare you? How can you sit there and say that our shirts cause people to hurt one another? I'm fucking appalled. That's like saying that television and video games cause violence. Oh wait...you dumb bastards DO say that. My fucking mistake. Well, listen. I'm really super sorry that you got robbed by gunpoint. Violence against our neighbors is an awful thing, and people like that should be kicked in the head until they're too fucking retarded to hold a gun anymore. Of course, if you had excercised your 2nd Amendment Right to have and bear arms, then you would have been able to defend yourself against that asshole. Just something to think about while your get busy shutting the fuck up, neighbor.

-FMS