------Original Hate Mail------
From: Foul Mouth Radio Hater
Oh, what the hell? I've listened to your radio show twice now. Once because it looked like it might be funny, and once again just to make sure that I hadn't made a mistake and you three dillweeds were as stupid as I thought you were. The whole show just seemed like a penis-size contest with how much Cuntbuster and Cannon talk about sex, and "Melons" is just a slut. Your unprofessionalism is a joke. Stick to the t-shirts and leave Internet radio for people who give a crap about what they're doing.
Our Response: Oh, you little fucking shithead! We have the best fucking Internet Radio show out there, and you're a dumbfuck for not recognizing it. No, we don't sound like everyone else's shows...and that's a fucking good thing. We come from a place that emphasizes that we say whatever the fuck we want whenever the fuck we want to say it. Considering that you're the only email that we've ever gotten that says we suck, I'm going to have to kindly disagree with you and formally request that you suck the dried cum off the end of my dickhole. You hurt Melons feelings, too! Now she's going to develop a complex that makes her not to want to suck random cock at parties. You've done wicked harm here, asshole. Shut the fuck up and go listen to some shitty show.