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From: Paranoid Bob

Time to wake up, people! The government is insane, but not as insane as you guys! You want to provoke the CIA and NSA and God knows who else into waging an all-out war against us? It's okay to speak out against the government, man, but you guys are taking it too far! As much as everybody hates Bush and wants him out of office, you can't sell shirts that say those kinds of things about him! "What's Worse For America? Drugs or Dope?" "Bush Lied and People Died?" Jesus, man. They'll shut you down for that shit!

Our Response:
Calm down, fella. The government is not going to shut us down, cause if they try...we'll drag them across the coals of the fucking legal system until they beg for mercy. You sound kind of paranoid, man. You taking any medications? I think you may be one or two sharp blows to the head away from living in a cabin in the woods and mailing your dirty skivvies to congressmen. We'll say whatever the fuck we WANT to say about George W. Bush, because we have the RIGHT to say whatever the fuck we want. Shut the fuck up, man. You're scaring me.

-FMS