------Original Hate Mail------
From: Paranoid Bob
Time to wake up, people! The government is insane, but not as insane as you guys! You want to provoke the CIA and NSA and God knows who else into waging an all-out war against us? It's okay to speak out against the government, man, but you guys are taking it too far! As much as everybody hates Bush and wants him out of office, you can't sell shirts that say those kinds of things about him! "What's Worse For America? Drugs or Dope?" "Bush Lied and People Died?" Jesus, man. They'll shut you down for that shit!