(RETURN TO ALL HATE MAIL)

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From: no name given

i am so sick of seeing all this anti immigrant bullshit. my wife is an immigrant from Guatamala...a LEGAL immigrant. shirts like yours promote racism and prejudice towards all people of color, legal or not. get that shit off you site.

Our Response:
You have a wife from Guatamala? Wow. How does that mail-order wife shit work? I know she's legal, because that's why she married your pathetic ass, right? I was always curious about how to get a mail-order wife. Can you send them back if they don't give good head or don't take it in the ass? Please get back with me with this information. I appreciate your time and attention in this matter. Otherwise, shut the fuck up.

-FMS