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From: no name given

I am a customer who's bought a shit-load of shirts, guys. I've bought several damn pro-republican shirt you guys sell, and I love them. They're all good quality and everything. I just checked your new shirts and you guys have a shirt that says January 20, 2009 The End of an Error. Fuck you guys, Bush was the greatest President ever. He mde it to the Top 10 Presidents of all Time list, didn't he?

Me

Our Response:
It doesn't fucking matter to me how bad fucking George-Fucking-W-Fucking-Bush was during his presidency. I don't give a fuck how many "Top 10" lists the dude made, people hate his fucking guts. The simple fact is this: alot of people think he fucking sucks. Therefore, we are going to sell a shirt that celebrates his vacancy of the Oval Goddamned Office. Thanks for buying Republican shirts, cause that's why we make them...so Republicans will buy them. We sell shirts like the one you are bitching about because Democrats buy them. Shut the fuck up and let us run our fucking business.

-FMS