(RETURN TO ALL HATE MAIL)

------Original Hate Mail------

From: Jim

you all are shitheads an you got no respect for us at all. we get shit from people all the damn time about the way we talk an about being from the south but you guys go to far. i saw on your internet that you have all kinds of shirts making fun of southern pride and rebel stuff. that shit aint cool, man. we got enough people talkin bad about us.

Our Response:
What? You dumb, fuckin' hick...we ARE Southerners! I don't think we have a damn thing on the whole fuckin' website that talks shit about rednecks. Jesus Christ, dude, you are doing NOTHING to help the cause. The email you sent us was so fuckin' stupid, that I half-expect you to have sent it from the computer at a home for retards. Come on, man. At least TRY to remember some shit you learned in elementry school before you write us another fuck-tarded email. Shut the fuck up before you embarrass the rest of us.

-FMS