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From: Jesus Christ Wannabe...name not submitted

I am very shocked about the material you have on your shirts . I am a man who believes in Jesus Christ how dare you guys disrespect him like that. God will shine on the just as well as the unjust.I was looking for some shirts but I will take my business else where.

Our Response:
Well, damnit. I have never been so upset as when I got your email about Jesus shining on me, or whatever. I didn't know Jesus Christ shined on anything. He must have robot eyes, or something. Robot Zombie Jesus Christ with laser eyes scares me. I pledge to lead a better life. Until then, shut the fuck up.

-FMS