(RETURN TO ALL HATE MAIL)

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From: Hotmail User

To Foul Mouth Shirts,

this email isnt going to do any good, but it will make me feel better to write it anyway. you guys are pigs and wrong for what you do. i saw my friend wearing your shirt the other day and we got in a big fight because i didn't want to go anywhere with her because i didn't want to be seen out with someone who was going to wear that stuff to the mall. i don't even remember what the shirt said but i would know what it looks like if i looked through your shirts and found it but im not going to because your stuff makes me sick. i am about to go to college and i don't think my friend should hav shirts like that. im going to tell gher everytime i see her now. her and i are just not the same anymore.-hotmail user

Our Response:
Well, damnit. You're just a little bitch, aren't you? It sounds to me like you've tried to influence the way your friend acts and dresses probably all of her life. Thank God she's getting a mind of her own and realizing that you're a dominating hag-whore before she goes to college. It's probably the best thing that's ever going to happen to her. Wow. Maybe our originality and diversity helped her realize that she's an individual and not just some tag-along sheep that stays by your side. That shit warms my heart. Thank you for the letter, little lady...now shut the fuck up.

-FMS