(RETURN TO ALL HATE MAIL)

------Original Hate Mail------

From: Hater

hey guys....

i got two words for ya! SUCK IT!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! you guys are such losers! i love it, dude! HAHAHAHAHA! you wanna see some good shit go to (omitted because they suck) and youll see all kind of good shit, dude! they are way more awesome then you guys ever could be redneck fucks!

Our Response:
Holy fucking shit, man. Are you serious? Those guys suck donkey dick, man. They used to be hardcore as fuck, but now they're a bunch of soft-core asshats. Wait a minute...this isn't one of their staff guys trying to show off, is it? Okay, guys. You got us. You showed us exactly how witty and intelligent you fuckers are! We give up! What the fuck ever, dude. Eat shit, die, and shut the fuck up.

-FMS