------Original Hate Mail------
From: God Bless
shirts are completely tasteless and offensive. I guess that is what
you want. I saw your add in my new issue of Rolling Stone and thought
that I would look you up. What kind of person are you to think that
a small little warning would keep kids off this site? It is websites
like yours that are corrupting our kids. I can't believe that you would
wear these shirts around. Who are going to be the ones to protect our
children if not the adults?
We make fun of Jesus because it's funny. If Jesus can't laugh at our jokes, than he's a pompous douchebag that I wouldn't want for my "Lord and Savior" anyway. God has a fucking sense of humor, otherwise he wouldn't have made ridiculous fucks like you for me to laugh at. Truely, we are blessed. Let us pray.
"Dear God and Jesus, please forgive us for making people mad at us. Please forgive us for making people take time out of our busy fucking day by sending us dipshit emails that we have to respond to because they're too fucking idiotic to ignore. Please make their urine turn into snot, kind of like when you turned water into wine. That would be funny as fuck. Amen."