WORDS TO WIPE YOUR ASS WITH - YOUR BEST HATE MAIL!

 

(RETURN TO ALL HATE MAIL)

------Original Hate Mail------

From: (The following email was in response to FMS telling a frenchman that we don't ship to France. Fuck France.)

What? Fuck France? Fuck YOU, American! What are you? You are not even 500 years old! You have no hisory! I was going to make $2000 purchase but FUCK YOU now, you Bush-sucking dicks! Fuck BUSH! Fuck AMERICA! Fuck YOU! France is the greatest counrty in the world! I cannot wait until you are wiped from the world when Iran drops nuclear bombs on you!

Our Response: Oh NO! You Didn't just say "fuck America"! Fuck YOU, frenchie! You frog motherfucker, you better watch what the fuck you say, man. That shit about America being "wiped from the world" is going to land you on some watch-lists by the CIA, and shit. You'll go to sleep one night, and wake up the next morning in a 7 by 4 foot cell in Cuba, and shit, with a fucking electric probe stuck up your ass. You don't fuck with us, man. America is so bad-ass, we'll snatch you up by the fucking short-hairs and show you how we handle our shit. Watch your fucking back, frogger, and shut the fuck up!
-FMS