TO WIPE YOUR ASS WITH - YOUR BEST HATE MAIL!
TO ALL HATE MAIL)
------Original Hate Mail------
REPUBLICANS? No...Fuck YOU, assholes! What the fuck are you doing, selling
a damned shirt that has three Donkeys (democrats) gang-fucking an elephant
(republican)? That shit aint cool, man. We have an election coming up,
and the Republican party has enough shit to deal with without you guys
making it worse.
Goddamn, dude. I like your style. You're a Foul Mouth Fuck and you don't
even know it. Considering the fact that you're a creature after my own
heart, I'll take it easy on you. Don't be a dumbass. You act like we're
a fucking billboard on Times Square that's advertising gang-fucks on
Republicans. It's a t-shirt. If you'll notice, we sell a "Fuck
Democrats" shirt that's awfully fucking similar. We cater to everyone
who has something to say, dude. Shut the fuck up and buy a "Fuck