(RETURN TO ALL HATE MAIL)

------Original Hate Mail------

From: DIE HARD

Fuck REPUBLICANS? No...Fuck YOU, assholes! What the fuck are you doing, selling a damned shirt that has three Donkeys (democrats) gang-fucking an elephant (republican)? That shit aint cool, man. We have an election coming up, and the Republican party has enough shit to deal with without you guys making it worse.

Our Response:
Goddamn, dude. I like your style. You're a Foul Mouth Fuck and you don't even know it. Considering the fact that you're a creature after my own heart, I'll take it easy on you. Don't be a dumbass. You act like we're a fucking billboard on Times Square that's advertising gang-fucks on Republicans. It's a t-shirt. If you'll notice, we sell a "Fuck Democrats" shirt that's awfully fucking similar. We cater to everyone who has something to say, dude. Shut the fuck up and buy a "Fuck Democrats" shirt.

-FMS