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------Original Hate Mail------

From: Devin

I was highly offended at seeing a burning pride flag on your website. As a gay man, it disgusts me that people like you promote hate and prejudice in our society by selling sensless gay-bashing products. I am asking you to pull this tshirt from your line along with the other anti-gay slogans your company seems to think are "funny." I, for one, do not find hate funny at all.

Our Response:
How dare you, sir. How dare you say that we are promoting "hate speech" with our new shirt design that features a rainbow-colored flag being burnt. That is so wrong it is obscene. So what if it is a rainbow flag being burned? So what if the rainbow flag has been a symbol of the gay community for years and years? Our rainbow could represent anything, not just homosexuality. That shirt could represent a strong dislike of the color spectrum, or something. Think things through before you go off the deep end next time and write such a hateful fucking letter making "demands" and shit, you fag. Shut the fuck up.

-FMS