TO WIPE YOUR ASS WITH - YOUR BEST HATE MAIL!
TO ALL HATE MAIL)
------Original Hate Mail------
was looking for a cool, witty tshirt with a touch of femininity but
was shocked at what I found in your women's tshirts section. Your shirts
aren't witty at all, just tasteless. Good luck finding a woman trashy
enough to wear a shirt that says "I'm too drunk to fuck. Just lick
You dumb slut. You want a witty slogan with a touch of femininity? Fuck
off. That aint what we're about, lady. When people smile at us, we rub
grit and shit into their teeth. Nothing we have is going to be "sweet"
or "cute" or even exhibiting a "touch of femininity".
It just so happens that there are shit-tons of trashy bitches out there
who love being sexy and hot. There are chicks out there who love fuckin'
on the first date, because they want to grind on a dick until they have
a mind-blowing orgasm. You're a teasing little slut, but you aint our
kind of slut. Shut the fuck up.