(RETURN TO ALL HATE MAIL)

------Original Hate Mail------

From: Debbie

I love the internet radio show that you guys do, but I have oneproblem with it. For a couple of weeks, you guys jumped on the "2 Girls 1 Cup" bandwagon and stared reviewing horrible videos like that on your "Worst of the Net" segment. WTF, guys? My curiosity got the better of me and I went to the awful sites you guys reviewed and got REALLY SICK at work. Even tho I heard Cannon throwing up on the radio show, I still went there and saw what these poor women were forced to do to each other. Don't promote these horrible acts on your show.

Our Response:
Don't you "WTF" me, my good friend. While I appreciate that you are a fan of "The Cpt. Cuntbuster and Cannon Show (feat. Melons)", I think you need to man-up and get the fuck over it. You took your fate into your own hands when you went and watched those videos, buddy. You heard the horrible descriptions and violent reactions Cannon had when he threw up in the trash during some of those clips. As for the women beings "forced" to do those horrible things, FUCK THAT. Those chicks were offered money and they took it. As long as they are grown-ups, I don't give a shit what they do on film. Even if they have an insatiable meth addiction, they're still the masters of their own god-damned destiny. Shut the fuck up...and thank again for your support.

-FMS