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From: D.C.

I was just reading online about some kids who took a very docile dog and dragged him behind a truck..needless to say the poor dog died. T-shirts like you offer that promote violence towards animals are not funny. Hence, you suck!
- D.C

Our Response:
Dear D.C.

That really sucks about that dog. It also really sucks that you're a dumbfuck. A fucking t-shirt doesn't make people think about killing animals for fun, no matter what the fucking shirt says. Animal cruelty comes from sociopathic crazy fucks who got touched on their dick by their uncle when they were a little kid. Our shirts make light of horrible situations, because humor makes them easier to deal with. Plus, animals in pain always sound funny to me. Shut the fuck up.

-FMS