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From: Cruisin' the Web
was cruising the web the other day when I stumbled upon your website.
I immediately noticed the half naked woman on your website with stickers
that say FUCK YOU. Well that is what this email is all about. Me giving
whoever works for this disgusting website a big FUCK YOU! How dare you
contribute to degradation of women and society. You have shirts that
glorify sex and rape ANAL RAPE i might add.
Our Response: HAHAHAHAHAHA! You fuckin' said anal rape.
That's pretty Goddamn awesome. I'd ask you what fucking shirt you're
talking about, but I'd really prefer never to have to hear from your
dumb fucking ass again. What the fuck kind of problem do you have with
half-naked bitches? Half-naked bitches are what makes the the world
go 'round, lady! It's not like these chicks are being held at gunpoint,
or anything. They're doing it for the GLORY and the CASH! They're doing
it because they love Foul Mouth Inc. They're doing it because they like
the idea of a bunch of dudes staring at their awesome boobs. Hell, I
have a good idea! Why don't YOU send in some sticker-titties? We could
use some saggy old-lady tits to make the other chicks look even hotter
in comparison. Shut the fuck up and get naked already.