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From: Cruisin' the Web

I was cruising the web the other day when I stumbled upon your website. I immediately noticed the half naked woman on your website with stickers that say FUCK YOU. Well that is what this email is all about. Me giving whoever works for this disgusting website a big FUCK YOU! How dare you contribute to degradation of women and society. You have shirts that glorify sex and rape ANAL RAPE i might add.
I'm all for freedom of speech but this is ridiculous. Your website is scum...and if I had my way I would have you shut down. I will be calling my congressman.

Our Response: HAHAHAHAHAHA! You fuckin' said anal rape. That's pretty Goddamn awesome. I'd ask you what fucking shirt you're talking about, but I'd really prefer never to have to hear from your dumb fucking ass again. What the fuck kind of problem do you have with half-naked bitches? Half-naked bitches are what makes the the world go 'round, lady! It's not like these chicks are being held at gunpoint, or anything. They're doing it for the GLORY and the CASH! They're doing it because they love Foul Mouth Inc. They're doing it because they like the idea of a bunch of dudes staring at their awesome boobs. Hell, I have a good idea! Why don't YOU send in some sticker-titties? We could use some saggy old-lady tits to make the other chicks look even hotter in comparison. Shut the fuck up and get naked already.

-FMS