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From: Complaining Assclown ...name not submitted

I just want you to know that you guys are disgusting. I am absolutely sure that very few people if ANY are buying these horrible shirts. You can't be making any money by spreading this filth. No wonder the rest of the world hates us. Why don't you just do us all a favor and take this crap off the internet?

Our Response:
Dear Complaining Assclown,

Fuck you, you sniveling cuntrag. We are the fucking Gods Upon a Mountain, asshole. We not only make money doing what we're doing, we make a SHITLOAD of money doing it. That probably validates either the nonexistance of God, or the existance of the Devil. I'm not sure which yet. As for the rest of the world hating us? Fuck them. We sell shirts all across the world, you wet shit-sneeze. Everyone but you loves us. Shut the fuck up, already.

-FMS