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From: Carolyn

Hey
I love your t-shirts and i want to buy one. But i can't. As i was browsing thru the offensive t-shirts section, i came across a shirt that read "clench all you want... it's still going in" heh i must say that shirt managed to offend me, although i can take most any kind of joke i really fucking can't tolerate anything that condones rape. but yeah, i'm sure my e-mail won't make a difference but i wanted to point that out. As i'm sure you know there are a lot of fucking stupid people on this planet, and someone might take that slogan to heart.
thanks carolyn

Our Response:
One fucking shirt made you decide not to buy a shirt, Carolyn? What the FUCK?!? REALLY? Goddamnit, you're dumb. I'm tired of fucking selling shirts to people like you who don't respect the sexual devient population of America. Just because someone has an uncontrollable urge to rape women, doesn't make them a bad person. There are date-rapers all across the country who want a shirt that says "Clench All You Want, It's Still Going In." We cater to all assholes, not just you. Shut the fuck up.

-FMS