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-----Original Hate Mail------

From: An asshole who didn't give his name.

What is it going to take for you to stop your violence? I am partially to blame because I bought a shirt from you once which made it possible to keep your silly little company afloat. I also am guilty of coming back often to see the depravity that you sink to. Grow up and get real jobs and stop teaching children how to make people hate them.

Our Response: Dear Faggot,
I am presuming that you are a faggot because of your bitchy, whiney email. I can almost visualize you crying while you wrote it in a faggy little fury. I, for one, have no idea what violence you're fucking talking about. What? People get their ass kicked because they're wearing a Foul Mouth Shirt? Who gives a shit? They were probably happy they got the chance to make a fucking statement. You should probably keep coming around, queenie, because we haven't even begun to reach the lowest levels of out "depravity". Dry your fucking tears and shut the fuck up.

-FMS