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------Original Hate Mail------

From: An prick who didn't give his name.

God-damnit, guys. "I've Got Nothing Against Gay People (It's Their Faggot Friends I Can't Stand)"? That shit isn't even funny. It's a thin disguise to hide a direct assault against homosexuals. What makes it REALLY bad, is that you are pandering it to the public so that HUNDREDS of people can wear this piece of shit shirt out to bars and clubs and malls everywhere, where kids can read it and laugh. Go ahead and laugh at the funny fags, kids! It's okay! Screw you guys.

Our Response:
WHOA there, my fine friend! Calm the fuck down! Re-apply another coat of lube to your butt-plug so you can get comfortable, because you need to pay attention to some shit right here: We don't give a fuck what you think. Don't take it personally, cocksmoker. We don't care what ANYONE thinks about us, and it doesn't have anything to do with how many cocks you've sucked or what color your fucking skin is or what weird fucking god you pray to. If we think something is fucking funny, we're going to make it into a fucking shirt. It doesn't matter how un-Politically Correct it is or how many fucking assholes like you who cry about it. If we want to make a shirt about Ethopian babies with fucking AIDS, then we'll fucking do it. Wow. That gives me a great idea for a fucking shirt! Shut the fuck up and dry your eyes, sweetie-pie.

-FMS