(RETURN TO ALL HATE MAIL)

------Original Hate Mail------

From: anonymous one

i cant stpo coming here and looking at all of this filthy shit you have. i cant beleive that this is stuff people really buy!!! how do you guys make money doing this!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? you are like evil clowns that make babies cry.

Our Response:
I cannot tell you how much I enjoy getting this half-legible shit that people send us. This shit looks like something that a mad scientist pulled out of the mind of a really intelligent chimpanzee. How many fucking exclamation points do you need to get your goddamn point across? One works for me! See? Didn't that seem excited enough to you? All I can say to you is that you should keep coming to the website until you find something toned-down enough for your cowardly-as-fuck sensibilities, but I doubt it. Quit worrying about what other people think, because I know that that's whats keeping you from buying something. Shut the fuck up and buy something.

-FMS