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From: A Dumb Ass

who is Mike Hawk? is he an indepandant canidate? if foul mouth supports him then maybe i should too, right? HA! just joking. foul mouth shirts is awesome but you guys arnt gonna get me to vote for some no-name dude.

Our Response:
Okay, this doesn't technically fall under the "Hate Mail" category, because you seem all about the Foul Mouth Empire. However, I'm afraid that you are too stupid to allow to live. Do not be alarmed, but there may be a Foul Mouth Extermination Crew on their way to your house to "ask you some questions". Come on, dude. "Mike Hawk for President?" That t-shirt is a JOKE, dude. Let me help you out: "Mike Hawk" sounds like "My COCK". Get it now, dumbfuck? MY COCK for President. Shut the fuck up and get the joke.

-FMS