Here's our God-Damned Hate-Mail Page. Thanks for the fucking toilet paper, dipshits. We've gone a long, long time getting scores and scores of hate-mail and doing absolutely fuck-all with it. We read that shit, laugh at it, and then delete the shit. Recently, we decided that our loyal Foul Mouth Fucks would love to see the fucked up e-mails we get all the time. Every week, we'll pick out the most retarded letters and post those fuckers up here with our e-mail responses. We've decided that these people who e-mail us deserve to be told how fucking dumb they are. Without further delay, Foul Mouth Fucks, here's your god-damned Hate-Mail!

4/20 is not a holiday. I can't STAND you pot head fuckers. I have never seen nor bee around someone who was high who didn't irritate the shit out of me. Maybe you guys should spend less time getting stoned and more time working and being fucking productive members of society? Sounds like a good idea to me. Fuck 4/20. I won't be buying shit from you guys until after that stupid, waste of calender space non-holiday.

I felt it necessary to get REALLY high before I responded to your email, sir. I'm really surprised that I had enough initiative to get off my ass and write this, but...holy shit! I did! Pot heads do productive shit, man, and you don't give them enough fucking credit. I think you're just jealous of everyone's good times when you're around high people. That's why you get so irritated. You're a jealous douch-face. Go ahead and take a break from making any purchases until after 4/20. We're way too busy to get your order because of all of the bad-as-fuck Pot Shirts we'll be making. Ease up and shut the fuck up, dude. Seriously.

-FMS

i cant stpo coming here and looking at all of this filthy shit you have. i cant beleive that this is stuff people really buy!!! how do you guys make money doing this!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? you are like evil clowns that make babies cry.

I cannot tell you how much I enjoy getting this half-legible shit that people send us. This shit looks like something that a mad scientist pulled out of the mind of a really intelligent chimpanzee. How many fucking exclamation points do you need to get your goddamn point across? One works for me! See? Didn't that seem excited enough to you? All I can say to you is that you should keep coming to the website until you find something toned-down enough for your cowardly-as-fuck sensibilities, but I doubt it. Quit worrying about what other people think, because I know that that's whats keeping you from buying something. Shut the fuck up and buy something.

-FMS

Dear Cannon,

You are a fat shit. Quit it. Go be fat somewhere else. Tell Cuntbuster he's awesome and he's the coolest fucking Radio guy ever. Tell him that he should start an Internet Radio Personality School to teach other people how to be awesome on the Internet.

You suck, Cannon.

I'm pretty mad at myself for not realizing that this was actually Captain Cuntbuster. The email address "cuntbuster@foulmouthradio.com" should have clued me in right away, but it took a minute. If I wasn't such a callous asshole, you would have hurt my feelings. Instead, you just pissed me the fuck off. Prepare for vengence.

You suck way more than I do. Shut the fuck up and let me work.

-FMS

Hatemongers and weirdos:

What in the heck is wrong with you? Surfing the Internet is getting more and more dangerous as the years go by. I was just cruising through YouTube to check out videos and I came across your 4th of July fireworks show. That was pretty awesome. I dug a little deeper and watched your "Human Paint Mixer" video right after that. I'm sorry, but who ever told you that watching 6 minutes of fat people throwing up is fun to watch was WRONG and an idiot to boot. I couldn't resist, so I went to foulmouthshirts.com here and saw some of the worst shirts I've ever seen in my life. This stuff is way too cruel and mean to sell. You guys are doomed for failure. You should quit now before you ruin more than your own lives.

Dear Meddlesome Assclown,

Fuck you and your opinion. I'm afraid all of the hatemongers are busy right now, so you'll have to deal with the resident weirdo at the moment. I know you are a little shocked and in awe right now of all that the Foul Mouth Empire stands for, but you are just going to have to get right the fuck over it. It seems to me that our insidious plan worked. Our YouTube videos led you to the website, and you were SUPPOSED to get over your fucking lame-assness and buy a shirt. You didn't, though, and that makes me fucking hate you more than you hate us...which is pretty impressive. I'm also very happy to inform you that we are NOT doomed for failure. We are fucking awesome and people who aren't chickenshit love us. People buy our shit by the fucking bucket-loads. It's going to take more than your whiney horseshit to keep us down, asshat. Shut the fuck up.

-FMS

P.S. Fat people throwing up will always be funny.

Dear Foul Mouth Shirts dot com,

You guys suck my balls.

Sincerely,

Me

Dear "Me",

No, motherfucker...suck MY balls. Send me another worthless fucking email that wastes my time, and I'll fucking corckscrew kick you in the fucking torso. When you are ready to suck my balls, send me an email to let me know that you are on the fucking way, because I'm going to fuck the nastiest skank I can find. I'm not going to bathe until you get here, either, so that my balls have a nice vinegar taste. I want to make sure you get a little something to coat your teeth when you get to sucking on my balls. Shut the fuck up, and congratulations on pissing me off enough to make it to the Hate Mail page, assclown.

Your Friends,

Foulmouthshirts.com

I am a customer who's bought a shit-load of shirts, guys. I've bought several damn pro-republican shirt you guys sell, and I love them. They're all good quality and everything. I just checked your new shirts and you guys have a shirt that says January 20, 2009 The End of an Error. Fuck you guys, Bush was the greatest President ever. He mde it to the Top 10 Presidents of all Time list, didn't he?

It doesn't fucking matter to me how bad fucking George-Fucking-W-Fucking-Bush was during his presidency. I don't give a fuck how many "Top 10" lists the dude made, people hate his fucking guts. The simple fact is this: alot of people think he fucking sucks. Therefore, we are going to sell a shirt that celebrates his vacancy of the Oval Goddamned Office. Thanks for buying Republican shirts, cause that's why we make them...so Republicans will buy them. We sell shirts like the one you are bitching about because Democrats buy them. Shut the fuck up and let us run our fucking business.

who is Mike Hawk? is he an indepandant canidate? if foul mouth supports him then maybe i should too, right? HA! just joking. foul mouth shirts is awesome but you guys arnt gonna get me to vote for some no-name dude.

Okay, this doesn't technically fall under the "Hate Mail" category, because you seem all about the Foul Mouth Empire. However, I'm afraid that you are too stupid to allow to live. Do not be alarmed, but there may be a Foul Mouth Extermination Crew on their way to your house to "ask you some questions". Come on, dude. "Mike Hawk for President?" That t-shirt is a JOKE, dude. Let me help you out: "Mike Hawk" sounds like "My COCK". Get it now, dumbfuck? MY COCK for President. Shut the fuck up and get the joke.

Fuck REPUBLICANS? No...Fuck YOU, assholes! What the fuck are you doing, selling a damned shirt that has three Donkeys (democrats) gang-fucking an elephant (republican)? That shit aint cool, man. We have an election coming up, and the Republican party has enough shit to deal with without you guys making it worse.

Goddamn, dude. I like your style. You're a Foul Mouth Fuck and you don't even know it. Considering the fact that you're a creature after my own heart, I'll take it easy on you. Don't be a dumbass. You act like we're a fucking billboard on Times Square that's advertising gang-fucks on Republicans. It's a t-shirt. If you'll notice, we sell a "Fuck Democrats" shirt that's awfully fucking similar. We cater to everyone who has something to say, dude. Shut the fuck up and buy a "Fuck Democrats" shirt.

Barack Obama is a good man. He is the only chance our country has to save itself from a horrible economic fate. I'm not asking your website to endorse Obama's political campaign, but I am asking you to take off your shirt that says "Obamanation". I thought this was a possitive shirt at first, but then I realized that you were making a play on the word "Abomination." Is he an abomination because he's black? That would be a callous thing to say, if that's what you are implying. Do something possitive for America and take this shirt off your site.

What the FUCK, dude? Seriously? Your panties are in a bunch because we have a political shirt up that makes fun of Obama's name? I'm pretty sure that if he's a good enough political canidate for the Presidency, then he'll be able to overcome this enormous fucking hurdle. And what's this shit about Obama being black? Are you serious? We're probably gearing the whole "Obamanation" thing towards the fact that it's FUNNY. It's a play on words. Republicans buy the shirt because they hate Democrats. Shut the fuck up and quit reading into shit that aint there. Jesus Christ.

I love the internet radio show that you guys do, but I have oneproblem with it. For a couple of weeks, you guys jumped on the "2 Girls 1 Cup" bandwagon and stared reviewing horrible videos like that on your "Worst of the Net" segment. WTF, guys? My curiosity got the better of me and I went to the awful sites you guys reviewed and got REALLY SICK at work. Even tho I heard Cannon throwing up on the radio show, I still went there and saw what these poor women were forced to do to each other. Don't promote these horrible acts on your show.

Don't you "WTF" me, my good friend. While I appreciate that you are a fan of "The Cpt. Cuntbuster and Cannon Show (feat. Melons)", I think you need to man-up and get the fuck over it. You took your fate into your own hands when you went and watched those videos, buddy. You heard the horrible descriptions and violent reactions Cannon had when he threw up in the trash during some of those clips. As for the women beings "forced" to do those horrible things, FUCK THAT. Those chicks were offered money and they took it. As long as they are grown-ups, I don't give a shit what they do on film. Even if they have an insatiable meth addiction, they're still the masters of their own god-damned destiny. Shut the fuck up...and thank again for your support.

Time to wake up, people! The government is insane, but not as insane as you guys! You want to provoke the CIA and NSA and God knows who else into waging an all-out war against us? It's okay to speak out against the government, man, but you guys are taking it too far! As much as everybody hates Bush and wants him out of office, you can't sell shirts that say those kinds of things about him! "What's Worse For America? Drugs or Dope?" "Bush Lied and People Died?" Jesus, man. They'll shut you down for that shit!

Calm down, fella. The government is not going to shut us down, cause if they try...we'll drag them across the coals of the fucking legal system until they beg for mercy. You sound kind of paranoid, man. You taking any medications? I think you may be one or two sharp blows to the head away from living in a cabin in the woods and mailing your dirty skivvies to congressmen. We'll say whatever the fuck we WANT to say about George W. Bush, because we have the RIGHT to say whatever the fuck we want. Shut the fuck up, man. You're scaring me.

-FMS

you all are shitheads an you got no respect for us at all. we get shit from people all the damn time about the way we talk an about being from the south but you guys go to far. i saw on your internet that you have all kinds of shirts making fun of southern pride and rebel stuff. that shit aint cool, man. we got enough people talkin bad about us.

What? You dumb, fuckin' hick...we ARE Southerners! I don't think we have a damn thing on the whole fuckin' website that talks shit about rednecks. Jesus Christ, dude, you are doing NOTHING to help the cause. The email you sent us was so fuckin' stupid, that I half-expect you to have sent it from the computer at a home for retards. Come on, man. At least TRY to remember some shit you learned in elementry school before you write us another fuck-tarded email. Shut the fuck up before you embarrass the rest of us.

-FMS

I was looking for a cool, witty tshirt with a touch of femininity but was shocked at what I found in your women's tshirts section. Your shirts aren't witty at all, just tasteless. Good luck finding a woman trashy enough to wear a shirt that says "I'm too drunk to fuck. Just lick it."

You dumb slut. You want a witty slogan with a touch of femininity? Fuck off. That aint what we're about, lady. When people smile at us, we rub grit and shit into their teeth. Nothing we have is going to be "sweet" or "cute" or even exhibiting a "touch of femininity". It just so happens that there are shit-tons of trashy bitches out there who love being sexy and hot. There are chicks out there who love fuckin' on the first date, because they want to grind on a dick until they have a mind-blowing orgasm. You're a teasing little slut, but you aint our kind of slut. Shut the fuck up.

-FMS

Okay, I am fine with cussing. I am even okay with most of the sexually explicit stuff you have on your website. But all of your shirts promoting marijuanna just take it too far. I don't think you should have anything that encourages people to partake in the illegal usage of marijuanna. PERIOD. Remove all such content and you've got a pretty decent site.

Are you fine with cussing? That's great. You have a problem with weed, though? AWWWW! Poor little fucker! If you smoked weed, you wouldn't be so upset about this issue. The problem with your fucking statemet is this, though: WE DON'T PROMOTE THE USE OF MARIJUANNA, ASSHOLE! We sell weed shirts because there are weed smokers out there who don't feel that the government is correct in it's fucking policies. It's a form of political activism, you dumb cunt. Let people express themselves however they want, you oppressive bitch, and smoke a joint. It'll help you calm down and shut the fuck up.

-FMS

i am so sick of seeing all this anti immigrant bullshit. my wife is an immigrant from Guatamala...a LEGAL immigrant. shirts like yours promote racism and prejudice towards all people of color, legal or not. get that shit off you site.

You have a wife from Guatamala? Wow. How does that mail-order wife shit work? I know she's legal, because that's why she married your pathetic ass, right? I was always curious about how to get a mail-order wife. Can you send them back if they don't give good head or don't take it in the ass? Please get back with me with this information. I appreciate your time and attention in this matter. Otherwise, shut the fuck up.

-FMS

What kind of example are you setting for children who aren't mature enough to understand the "joke"? Kids are all over the internet buying into the filth that you and others like you have on your websites. Seriously, you are the reason why I encourage everyone to write their congressmen and fight to get this brain-washing trash off the internet.

Kids can suck my dick. Wait a minute...I don't mean that. I don't like fucking children, nor have I ever expressed an interest in fucking children. YOU can suck my dick. Kids who cruise the Internet unsupervised have poor parents, and if they have poor parents, than you can bet that they probably would have turned out to be pretty shitty grown-ups anyway. I think your real problem is just that you don't like us, shit-heel. You're struggling to think of a reason why we should be "shut down", so you'll go back to the whole "we have to protect our kids" arguement. Fuck that, and fuck you. Shut the fuck up.

-FMS

I was highly offended at seeing a burning pride flag on your website. As a gay man, it disgusts me that people like you promote hate and prejudice in our society by selling sensless gay-bashing products. I am asking you to pull this tshirt from your line along with the other anti-gay slogans your company seems to think are "funny." I, for one, do not find hate funny at all.

How dare you, sir. How dare you say that we are promoting "hate speech" with our new shirt design that features a rainbow-colored flag being burnt. That is so wrong it is obscene. So what if it is a rainbow flag being burned? So what if the rainbow flag has been a symbol of the gay community for years and years? Our rainbow could represent anything, not just homosexuality. That shirt could represent a strong dislike of the color spectrum, or something. Think things through before you go off the deep end next time and write such a hateful fucking letter making "demands" and shit, you fag. Shut the fuck up.

I was seaching through the interweb for t-shirts, and I saw your site. I stopped and read through some of the shirts you have available. Most of them are really good, but there are a few that turn me off really bad. "Fuck The Police" and your new shirt that says "Jesus is Coming. Don't Worry, We'll Crucify Him Again" are especially bad. There are a few others that hit me the wrong way, but I'm sure you know which ones are really bad and which are okay. Take off the really bad shirts and people like me will buy from you guys. Thanks for your consideration.

Fucking fuck, you fucking dick-suck. How many god-damned times do I have to tell you little pricks the same shit over and over again? If you don't like our shit, don't fucking buy it. I sincerely don't fucing care. We make plenty of fucking cash from the people with BALLS out there who aren't afraid of expressing themselves loud and fucking proud. We service to you and your cowardly kind, than we lose everyone else. Frankly, I don't want you with us. You are weak and scared. I want my real Foul Mouth Fucks with me when we crash down the doors of hell and fucking take over.

P.S. - People who use the term "interweb" are shit-stains.

-FMS

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid low-brow bullshit humor. What the hell, people? Get some shirts that are funny, but make people think about the joke. Just having a shirt that says "fuck you" isn't enough. You guys owe it to your customers to offer a better selection of smart shirts. Until then, I'll take my business elsewhere.

Well, fuck. I guess we're stupid and low-brow because we're putting shit on shirts that people wish they could say out loud. We're not dumb, asshole. We're fucking GENIUSES. Everyone who buys one of our "low-brow" shirts, doesn't buy them because they wouldn't get some witty joke. They buy them because they are simple, raw, and to the fucking point. Our Foul Mouth Fucks don't mince words. Our Foul Mouth Fucks get right to the fucking point and tell the world to FUCK OFF. Now shut the fuck up, smart-ass.

-FMS

At first i wasn't even going to dignify your website with a letter, but the more i looked through your website the more i realized that this was worse than pornography. You t-shirts are what's wrong with this country. There should be laws preventing people from saying things like what your shirts say. This country was founded on God. How dare your website pretend that the founding fathers meant free speech to protect scum like yourselves? I am going to write my congressman to try to get him to make such forms of expression ilegal so we can shut filth like you down!

Oh boy, look what we have here! Another self-righteous cunt who thinks she's the sherriff of the fucking internet. Go write your congressman, lady. Go ahead and do whatever it is that you have to do to make yourself feel fucking special. I know that sitting around your house and talking to your cats isn't quite as fulfilling as you thought your life would be. I know that getting behind the "clean internet" cause makes your life feel better since you failed to find a man to marry and have kids with. Free speech belongs to everyone, not just you and people you approve of. Fuck off and shut up.

-FMS

I just want you to know that you guys are disgusting. I am absolutely sure that very few people if ANY are buying these horrible shirts. You can't be making any money by spreading this filth. No wonder the rest of the world hates us. Why don't you just do us all a favor and take this crap off the internet?

Dear Complaining Assclown,

Fuck you, you sniveling cuntrag. We are the fucking Gods Upon a Mountain, asshole. We not only make money doing what we're doing, we make a SHITLOAD of money doing it. That probably validates either the nonexistance of God, or the existance of the Devil. I'm not sure which yet. As for the rest of the world hating us? Fuck them. We sell shirts all across the world, you wet shit-sneeze. Everyone but you loves us. Shut the fuck up, already.

-FMS

Hey
I love your t-shirts and i want to buy one. But i can't. As i was browsing thru the offensive t-shirts section, i came across a shirt that read "clench all you want... it's still going in" heh i must say that shirt managed to offend me, although i can take most any kind of joke i really fucking can't tolerate anything that condones rape. but yeah, i'm sure my e-mail won't make a difference but i wanted to point that out. As i'm sure you know there are a lot of fucking stupid people on this planet, and someone might take that slogan to heart.
thanks carolyn

One fucking shirt made you decide not to buy a shirt, Carolyn? What the FUCK?!? REALLY? Goddamnit, you're dumb. I'm tired of fucking selling shirts to people like you who don't respect the sexual devient population of America. Just because someone has an uncontrollable urge to rape women, doesn't make them a bad person. There are date-rapers all across the country who want a shirt that says "Clench All You Want, It's Still Going In." We cater to all assholes, not just you. Shut the fuck up.

-FMS

I am very shocked about the material you have on your shirts . I am a man who believes in Jesus Christ how dare you guys disrespect him like that. God will shine on the just as well as the unjust.I was looking for some shirts but I will take my business else where.

Well, damnit. I have never been so upset as when I got your email about Jesus shining on me, or whatever. I didn't know Jesus Christ shined on anything. He must have robot eyes, or something. Robot Zombie Jesus Christ with laser eyes scares me. I pledge to lead a better life. Until then, shut the fuck up.

-FMS

I was just reading online about some kids who took a very docile dog and dragged him behind a truck..needless to say the poor dog died. T-shirts like you offer that promote violence towards animals are not funny. Hence, you suck!
- D.C

Dear D.C.

That really sucks about that dog. It also really sucks that you're a dumbfuck. A fucking t-shirt doesn't make people think about killing animals for fun, no matter what the fucking shirt says. Animal cruelty comes from sociopathic crazy fucks who got touched on their dick by their uncle when they were a little kid. Our shirts make light of horrible situations, because humor makes them easier to deal with. Plus, animals in pain always sound funny to me. Shut the fuck up.

-FMS

Leave it to a bunch of cry baby liberals to come up with a lame ass website like yours. I understand though...you just can't seem to get your heads out of your asses can you? I feel sorry for you actually...you're like circus freaks..we just sit back, point, and laugh...Keep up the good work!!!

You're God-damned right we're like a group of Circus Freaks. I sit in my fucking tent all day wacking off my giant cock. They call me "Cannon, The Boy With The Giant Python Dick". Oh, look, there's The Foul One over there in his tent. Pay a nickle, and he'll beat you over the head with a fucking mallet. You can point and you can laugh, fucker. We'll be laughing with you all the way to the fucking bank. We'll be keeping up the good work for a long, long time...probably not as long as you're job at McD's as a "shift leader". Shut the fuck up.

-FMS

Your shirts are completely tasteless and offensive. I guess that is what you want. I saw your add in my new issue of Rolling Stone and thought that I would look you up. What kind of person are you to think that a small little warning would keep kids off this site? It is websites like yours that are corrupting our kids. I can't believe that you would wear these shirts around. Who are going to be the ones to protect our children if not the adults?
Your shirts are sexist, racist and just purely tasteless. But I guess that is what you want, and you don't seem to care about where this country is going. It is people like yourself that are sending this country strait to hell. Speaking of which, why out all the things should you make fun of Jesus, our Lord and Savior? You are damned and I pray for your soul and the soul of every person with so much hate in them. When a Republican is re-elected I hope that he sees sites like yours and closes you down along with every abortion clinic. The children are our future.

God Bless

Dear God Bless,

We make fun of Jesus because it's funny. If Jesus can't laugh at our jokes, than he's a pompous douchebag that I wouldn't want for my "Lord and Savior" anyway. God has a fucking sense of humor, otherwise he wouldn't have made ridiculous fucks like you for me to laugh at. Truely, we are blessed. Let us pray.

"Dear God and Jesus, please forgive us for making people mad at us. Please forgive us for making people take time out of our busy fucking day by sending us dipshit emails that we have to respond to because they're too fucking idiotic to ignore. Please make their urine turn into snot, kind of like when you turned water into wine. That would be funny as fuck. Amen."

-FMS

foul mouth shirts suck ass and everything you do sucks ass. get off my internet and fuck you. i ghope you guys die and never get laid again. fuck foulmouthshirts.com. im out.

Wow. I mean...wow. What the fuck is this? I hope that some bored kid wrote this and not anyone over the age of 10. Holy shit, I just realized that the fate of America rests in the not-so-capable hands of fucknuts like you. We are fucking doomed. You are right. You're out. Out of your fucking mind.

-FMS

To The "Gods Upon a Mountain",

I've seen the website for the shirts, and I have to say that you guys have no social manners or political correctness at all. What is with that? I heard the complaint from heaven call and I feel sorry for what you guys did to that poor lady. She was only concerned about the content of the interweb, which I have to agreee is awful these days. You cannot go anywhere without getting popups about porno and awful things that I don't want my daughter ever to see. You guys treated that lady like she was the scum of the earth, when its actualy YOU GUYS who are scum. I know you guys are going to laugh at this letter, but I don't care. It needs to be said. Be nicer to people who have complaints, because you'll run your customers off if you're so mean.

Dear Upset Mommy,

You dumb bitch, give me a fucking break. We were mean to the poor lady in the "Call From Heaven" conversation? Really? We didn't go hunting that bitch down to give her shit. She called US. She stuck her nose in OUR fucking business. She was so self-important that she thought that we would give a shit about her opinion. For every 100 shirts we sell, we get a phone call or a letter like yours that bitches us out about our content and what we do. It's really quite simple, sweetheart: if you don't like us, fuck off and never come back. Never utter the name of Foul Mouth Shirts to anyone again ever. We don't give a shit. There are enough freedom-loving assholes out there who will buy our shit just because it gives them a chance to "say" shit out loud that they've always wanted to say. It's a rare thing to be able to tell the world to "fuck off" and to get away with it. We make that happen, so in the theme of who we are and what we do...I would proudly like to tell you to FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP.

-FMS

It is funny to me to look at your website and see the things which you have for sale. I am a proud Mexican American, born in the United States of America to parents who crossed the border to be migrant workers. They did work for years and years that no white American would touch for wages that were barely enough to eat on. When I was born in the U.S., my parents wanted a life for me that they never got. I went to school and did very well and now I am in college working on my Social Work degree. When I graduate, I will help other Mexican immigrants get all that they can get out of the American system. I will help them become citizens and I will help them live the life that they always dreamed here in the United States. Mexican-American immigrants have a very hard time fitting into American society, and the language is not easy to learn for many of them because of their lack of education. You have a few shirts that say things like "English, Motherfucker. Do You Speak It?" and "Speak English or Get The Fuck Out." Selling these shirts only helps spread a racist bias that fills American society. Wouldn't it be better to promote unity? Think about it.

- Miguel Alverez

I thought about it, and I'm still pretty fuckin' sure that I think illegal immigration is horseshit. It's illegal, you dumbfuck. How do you know that American Citizens wouldn't do the jobs your parents did so long ago? We're not lazy, Miguel. I know plenty of people personally who would work hard for a fair day's wage who don't have jobs right now. If your parents and people like them didn't swoop in and take jobs illegally for such a cheap wage, than American citizens would have the opportunity to work those same jobs legally for standard wages. If Mexicans, or anyone else for that matter, want to enter the United States to live the "dream" than I fucking encourage them to do so...legally. Until that happens, there are going to be plenty of people just as pissed off as I am who want to see illegal immigrants to learn english and to stop thinking of themselves as "special". Shut the fuck up, Miguel.

-FMS

To Foul Mouth Shirts,

this email isnt going to do any good, but it will make me feel better to write it anyway. you guys are pigs and wrong for what you do. i saw my friend wearing your shirt the other day and we got in a big fight because i didn't want to go anywhere with her because i didn't want to be seen out with someone who was going to wear that stuff to the mall. i don't even remember what the shirt said but i would know what it looks like if i looked through your shirts and found it but im not going to because your stuff makes me sick. i am about to go to college and i don't think my friend should hav shirts like that. im going to tell gher everytime i see her now. her and i are just not the same anymore.

- hotmail user

Well, damnit. You're just a little bitch, aren't you? It sounds to me like you've tried to influence the way your friend acts and dresses probably all of her life. Thank God she's getting a mind of her own and realizing that you're a dominating hag-whore before she goes to college. It's probably the best thing that's ever going to happen to her. Wow. Maybe our originality and diversity helped her realize that she's an individual and not just some tag-along sheep that stays by your side. That shit warms my heart. Thank you for the letter, little lady...now shut the fuck up.

-FMS

I noticed that you carry a couple of items that have designs that say "If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?" and "I love animals. They make great steaks, coats, and gloves." I'm attaching a video some of the suffering these animals go through to bring you your meat. If you only realized how obscenely we treat these poor, defenseless creatures, than you would change your mind about the things you promote. I hope that the next time that I visit your site, that you'll have these items removed from your stock. Thank you for your time and consideration.

Wow. That video that you sent along with this email was perhaps the funniest thing I've ever seen. Don't get me wrong, watching pigs get hung upside down and electrocuted is pretty awful, but it IS pretty funny for you to send footage of dogs and cats getting mutilated by asians. Go bitch at asians. We're american, baby. I don't really care how much pain a cow or pig has to go through, as long as I get my fuckin' steak and sausage at the end of the day. I really don't understand how fucking idiots like you can write shit to us and think it'll do a damned bit of good. You don't have the fucking stomach for the shit we do and say, so you weren't going to buy shit from us anyway. You just want to fucking complain about something. Fuck you. There's plenty of meat-eating assholes out there who want to tell the people like you how dumb they are, and we give them the means to do so. Shut the fuck up.

- the animal-eating assholes at FMS

Dear Assholes...
I was all good with your website and it made me laugh too. I don't have a problem with the f-word at all. Your shirts are pretty funny. I looked at your religious section and I couldn't believe what I saw. You have a shirt that says, "Jesus is Coming. Open Your Mouth" What is that? Why do you got to have that shit for sale when you got so much funny stuff without it?

- Sammy

Liveral assholes? What the fuck is that? Learn some proper grammer before you start bitching at me, man. That shit needed a 3rd grade teacher to correct all of the fucking mistakes in it. Your grasp on the English language aside, I think maybe you should shut the fuck up. Of course we're in it for the moeny. Why the fuck else would anyone start a business? Our personal politics don't come into play at all. We have conservatives AND liberals working side-by-side in this place....which is how it SHOULD fucking be. 'Nuff said. Now shut the fuck up.

To Whom it May Concern,

I am writing to plead w/you to start censoring your website. I found my husband looking at your site yesterday & was disgusted at the scantily clad women you were showing on there. I don't allow my husband to view such filth in my house and I hope my story will inspire you to remove those images ASAP.

-A Concerned Wife

Dear. Mrs. Concerned Wife,

Let your fucking husband do what the fuck he wants, you ball-busting thundercunt. Jesus Christ. Are you sure we didn't used to be married? Fuck me running, at least he isn't looking at kiddie-porn. Shut the fuck up.

-Fuck you you controlling bitch,

FMS

P.S. - Tell your husband we said, "BE FREE OR DIE!"