Stupid T-shirts - You stupid fuck-stick! You think you can just walk around all day
wearing one of these stupid shirts and think that you'll get laid? Oh wait...I forgot.
You WILL get laid if you're wearing a Foul Mouth Shirt. My mistake.

CUSTOM T-SHIRTS	...	TONIGHT I'M GONNA GET MY RAPE ON	...	DO NOT ARREST THIS MAN STUPID SHIRTS	...	KINKY AS A CHEAP GARDEN HOSE SHIRT

THE ORIGINAL STIMULUS "PACKAGE"		RUB MY WIENER FOR LUCK! STUPID SHIRT		DOESN'T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS SHIRT		I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND NO MATTER WHAT...

VARSITY SWIM TEAM		TATTOOED WHITE TRASH		I USED TO BE ANOREXIC NOW I'M JUST A VAGITARIAN		WANNA TOUCH IT? STUPID T-SHIRT

IF I WANTED TO LISTEN TO AN ASSHOLE, I'D FART		DANCE AROUND WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN SHIRT		TWO GIRLS ONE CUP		MY PARENTS ARE REALLY FUCKING DISAPOINTED

PARTY LIKE A SHOCK STAR!		COCK PUSHUP CHAMPION STUPID SHIRT		I LIKE TO GET DRUNK AND HUMP THINGS SHIRT		ORAL ME STUPID SHIRTS

WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A CRACK WHORE.		WITHOUT ME IT'S JUST AWESO.		CLICK TO SEE WHAT THE BACK OF THE SHIRT SAYS!		THERE'S NOTHIN' SWEETER THAN A FAT MAN'S PETER

IF IT HAS TITS OR WHEELS IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS		IMPOTENCE NATURES WAY OF SAYING NO HARD FEELINGS		THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO SAY I LOVE YOU BUT FUCKING IS...		I DON'T SMOKE CRACK... I LICK IT.

I MUST BE HAPPY TO SEE YOU! STUPID SHIRT		HANG OUT WITH YOUR WANG OUT! SHIRT		DOWN TO FUCK? T-SHIRT		FOUR STAGES OF LOVE STUPID SHIRTS

TIP ME OR I'LL SPIT IN YOUR DRINK BARTENDER SHIRT		TONIGHT'S A GREAT NIGHT TO GO TROLLING...		CHEIF POUNDERHARD STUPID T-SHIRTS		I'LL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS

I'M WITH STUPID STUPID SHIRT		HOT AS BALLS T-SHIRT		IF YOU CAN READ THIS I'M EATING YOUR PUSSY!		KAMEL'S TOWING STUPID T-SHIRT

I DO ALL MY OWN CUNTS		I LOVE TRAILER TRASH		CEREAL KILLER STUPID SHIRTS		I PUT THE SEXY IN DUMBASS

I FUCKED A MIDGET STUPID SHIRTS		COW TIPPING ANONYMOUS		SHE SAYS I DON'T LISTEN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT		PROFANITY MAKES TALKING FUN!

I PROMISE I'LL PULL OUT SHIRT		SOMETIMES WHEN I GET EXCITED I SQUIRT SHIRT		WHO SHIT? STUPID SHIRTS		ROCKER SHOCKER SPOCKER T-SHIRT

MY SMOKING ... PUT YOUR KID THROUGH SCHOOL SHUT THE FUCK UP		YOU HAD ME AT SWALLOW		IS YOUR VAGINA HAPPY? STUPID SHIRT		UNDER HOUSE ARREST. YOU DIDN'T SEE ME HERE.