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These Offensive T-shirt slogans might be the bottom of the barrel,
but the shirts are highest quality.
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Like alot of your shirts, but i would like to get them with the
designs on the back. Is this possible?
Yes and there is NO extra charge for it. Just place your order
as normal, and when you go to check out there is a place for your
comments. Just tell us in the comments that you want the designs
on the back of the shirts and we'll make it happen.
Unlike other shitty t-shirt companies that make you wait up to
2 weeks before they even ship your shit! We almost always
process and ship orders within 24 hours of receipt. Orders are
processed during our regular business hours (Monday through Friday
7:00AM - 4:00PM EST, excluding holidays) and shipped the following
work day. All orders placed after 4:00PM Eastern Time will be
processed during our next regular business hours and shipped the
following day. ( So If you order on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday;
your order will be processed on Monday and shipped on Tuesday)
99% of our shirts are in stock, However, occasionally a shirt
may be temporarily out of stock and might not ship out right away.
In which case it will ship as soon as it is back in stock (Usually
after a couple of days)
you need your fucking shirt FAST or by a
certain date, email
us to check which shipping option to choose. We will do our
damnedest to get it to you on time!
Foul Mouth Shirts currently offers Four shipping options within
the United States:
1. Standard: 5-9 business days
2. Expedited: 2-3 business days
3. Express: 1-2 business days
4. Alaska & Hawaii: 5-10 business days
(Shipped via USPS Priority Mail)
The above timelines are approximate
shipping times and do not include the time it takes to process
All U.S. orders that supply a valid email
address will be emailed a tracking number.
In Addition We also offer global shipping to Canada, Great Britain,
N. Ireland, Denmark, Finland, Germany, Norway, Sweden,
New Zealand, Australia and The Netherlands.
A Big FUCK YOU! to the rest of the world!
in mind overseas shipping can take 4 - 8 weeks,
especially during the Holidays. So if you are in
Europe or Australia don't be a dumb fuck and expect your shirts
to get there in a week! We have no way of tracking shipments once
they leave the US so please be patient.
Mouth Shirts is required by law to reveal the contents of international
packages and to state the full value of the package, even if it
contains a gift. Customs charges may be levied when the package
reaches your country. Foul Mouth Shirts is not responsible for
these charges and does not know what these charges may be. You
might wish to contact your local customs office for further information.
Again, here is the list of countries outside the US that we ship
to: ANY US MILITARY ADDRESS!
Great Britain, N. Ireland, Denmark, Finland, Germany, Norway,
Sweden, New Zealand, Australia and The Netherlands.
If your Country is not on this list we will still ship
to you, but will not accept credit card payments from you. You
will have to send a US CASH payment for the cost of the shirts
plus shipping PLUS A $1000 SCAMMERS FEE
ATTENTION ALL YOU DUMB FUCK SCAM
ARTISTS IN FRANCE, JAPAN & NIGERIA WE WILL NOT SHIP TO YOU EVEN FOR
A MILLION DOLLARS, SO DON'T FUCKING
ASK AND DON'T FUCKING ORDER!
We will also ship to ANY APO/FPO (Military Address) We Love, Respect
and Thank the members of our armed services! Thank you for protecting
our right to make these FUCKING shirts!
APO/FPO orders as well as all PO Box addresses will be shipped
via our Standard Service only (Expedited and Express shipping
is not available for PO Boxes, APO/FPO addresses). Standard delivery
timeframe's (as noted above) do not apply to APO/FPO shipments.
orders with PO Box Shipping addresses will be shipped via USPS
priority mail (Usually 3-5 business days)
I'm Embarrassed That I Bought A T-shirt
From Foul Mouth Shirts, Is There Anything On My Fuck Shirt That
You Dumb Mother Fucker! Do You Think Cadillac Would Make An Escalade
Without Their Logo On It?
Foul Mouth Shirts isn't just a web site . It is a worldwide brand.
A small Foul Mouth Shirts Logo/URL is located somewhere on every
Shirt We print, Identifying that It is a top quality Foul Mouth
Shirt. The Logo is small but it is cool as fuck. If You're Ashamed
To Wear A Shirt With Our URL/Logo on it, FUCK OFF!
We don't want your business!
I was about to buy some
of your shirts but then I noticed one that offends me. Now I'm
Not going to buy one.
Nothing personal but FUCK YOU! You are the
worst form of human feces. It's PC Hypocrites like you that are
making us millionaires by encouraging decent (indecent?) people
to buy our shirts to make fun of you hypocritical fucks! ALL of
the rest of our shirts are ok with you but not the one that offends
you?! What a pompous self-righeous FUCK you are! Go somewhere
else and buy your shirts. This web site isn't for sniffling, whiney
little, inbred, hypocritical, Politically correct motherfuckers
like you. It's for ANTI-PC people who DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!
shirts however, ARE for you sniffling,
whiney little, inbred, hypocritical, Politically correct motherfuckers.
Not to buy, but to view, as the army of Foul Mouth Fucks spreads
out across this fucked up world, proudly displaying them for all
you God Damned cock sucking
PC Hypocrites and
sends you back to the shitty hole you crawled out of!
are you guys doing this? You're just a bunch of racists, biggots,
sexists, and homophobes!
of all WE ARE NOT RACISTS, BIGOTS, SEXISTS,OR HOMOPHOBES.
We actually think anyone that hates someone else because of their
race, sex, sexual orientation etc. is fucking stupid. We're not
about hating people. Here at foul mouth shirts we only hate one
thing. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.
MISSION IS SIMPLE: TO DESTROY POLITICAL CORRECTNESS AND PRESERVE
This great country was founded
with many great freedoms. Not the least of which was freedom of
speech. But that freedom has recently been eroded due to the trendy,
political correctness movement. The proponents of political correctness
now attack any expression of speech they don't agree with as "HATE
SPEECH". They seem to think that this type
of speech should not be covered by our great constitution. Well
let us be clear: THESE PEOPLE ARE
FUCKED IN THE HEAD! The founding fathers had no
intention of protecting popular speech when they wrote The First
Amendment. The had no intention of protecting such popular phases
as "Butterflies are pretty" Or "i gotta go poo"
Their intention was to protect OFFENSIVE
speech... & that's where we come in. We're
taking a stand here and now to protect your god given right of
We'll do the grunt work of standing up to the fucking man. Let
the fucking pc pussies protect "I gotta go wee wee"
and "Butterflies are free".
We'll fucking stare down the churches, the government, the fucking
PC fucktards and the cocksucking elites and we'll spit in their
are your shirts $19 I can get one for $14
simply, You get what you pay for. Many
of our competitors use cheap, thin t-shirts; but we only use the
highest quality, 6.1 oz. thick cotton t-shirts. That's
the thick, soft, luxurious kind that lasts.
know they cost more, but we figure most people want quality!
The cheap guys use 5.5 oz shirts. You know, the THIN kind like
the ones that come in a plastic bag 3 pack at walmart near the
underwear. While our designs are applied using state of the art
teqniques and equipment, they're busy printing theirs on a computer
and ironing it on. So if you're looking for a shitty shirt that's
made for sleeping in, order elsewhere! If you're looking for a
great shirt with a shitty slogan, order here!
And don't forget we offer a 100%
no bullshit guarantee so there's no need to ever worry about whether
you're going to like the shirt or not. You'll love it guaranteed!
do the sizes on your T-shirts run?
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It's pretty fucking simple. We
use the information we collect from you to fulfill your order
and/or contact you about your order. That's It. We hate fucking
spam and we are currently seeking out the individuals that are
sending out all the fucking spam in the world so we can stuff
one of our Fuck you, you fucking fuck shirts down their fucking
throat and choke their ass to death. So we would damn well NEVER
sell or give your information to anyone!
I send a money order via regular mail?
YES! It's as easy as 1-2-3. Here are the steps.
1. First of all, if you're not going to send the money order stop
right here! Don't waste our fucking time! If you're really going
to follow through proceed to step 2
2. Figure out what shirts
and sizes you want to buy. E-mail us with that information by
Remember: be sure to include: The shirt design,color and size for each
one and your shipping address.
3. We will then E-mail you back an invoice with the total amount
including shipping and the address to send it to.
4. Print out the invoice and send a money order for that amount
with the invoice included so we know what shirts you're ordering.
As soon as we receive the money order we will ship out your shirts!
would I wear such a T-shirt?
Well if you're like us... ANY FUCKING
PLACE YOU WANT TO!
Our T-shirts are very popular to wear to parties, concerts, out
to clubs/bars. Anywhere people gather is always a great place!
Church is a great place for our religious shirts! A lot of adult
dancers buy our T-shirts and thongs (they tell us it increases
their tips when they wear them!) as well as a few really famous
porn stars. As always be sure to check with your local laws to
be sure it is legal. If your country is not on the list above
then most likely you'll be executed for wearing one of these shirts.
We had one poor bastard order one in Iran and they put him to
Foul Mouth Shirts looking for new models?
FMS is always on the lookout for smoking hot models. If you think
you have what it takes to wear a Foul Mouth Shirt in a provocative
way feel free to send some pix of yourself doing just that. REMEMBER:
The more pix you send, the better. And please remember to smile
in your pictures!
you guys wholesale?
Absolutely, but only to legitimate retailers. If you're just someone
who wants to buy several shirts for yourself to wear don't bother
asking. Retailers may contact us firstname.lastname@example.org
the shopping cart secure?
WELL FUCK YES. It is 100% secure. Click on
any of our add to cart buttons and you will be taken to our secure
server for your order processing.
Foul Mouth Shirts custom prints your shirts
at the time you order. If you need to return your shirts for a
refund due to something other than our fault, there will be a
restocking fee and shipping cannot be refunded.
$1 - $100 order = 0% restocking fee
- $499 order = 20% restocking fee
- $999 order = 30% restocking fee
and up = 50% restocking fee
Foul Mouth Shirts:
Foul Mouth Shirts has grown rapidly to become
one of the largest and most fucking offensive t-shirt companies
in the world today. We have shipped Tens of thousands of shirts
everywhere in the fucking world including Antarctica (seriously,
there's a military base there). Our shirts can be seen on some
of our soldiers while they gun down Al queada, or on a porn star
during her double penetration scene. Our shirts have been featured
in all kinds of Media: Movies, including XXX Movies (this makes
us the most proud), on MTV, in Rap Videos, Head Magazine, Time
Out Chicago, Countless newspapers, and even Rolling Stone!
brag about someone being thrown off a plane while wearing one
of their shirts, well fuck them, someone was cained ruthlessly
in Singapore for wearing one of ours.
the advent of our wholesale program, our shirts can now be found
in better retail stores and shops all over the world including
Canada, Guam, Seattle, Los Angeles, New York City, Atlanta, Australia,
Norway, As well as ALL OVER THE U.S.!
pride ourselves on pissing mother fuckers (and father fuckers)
off. Either with our web site or by having rude fuckers wearing
our t-shirts to their local mall. We ran into one guy at a Music Festival in wearing one of our shirts in
a drunken stupor carrying a blow up doll, we were so fucking proud!!
We are conveniently located in the Greater St. Louis area with a second fullfillment location in New Jersey.
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