Foul Mouth Shirts

Thought Provoking Tees For Foul Mouth Mother Fuckers! LIKE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
These Offensive T-shirt slogans might be the bottom of the barrel, but the shirts are highest quality.

Frequently Asked Questions

ORDERING PROBLEMS:
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4. Call us at 201.986.6367 (US ONLY) from 10am to 6pm Eastern Time Mon-Fri.

I can't add t-shirts to my shopping cart?
First of all try putting the shirt in the shopping cart again. 9 times out of 10 this solves the problem. Our shopping cart like most, requires cookies and java to be enabled. If still you get this message, more than likely your security settings are set too high for our shopping cart. Set your browser to accept cookies and turn on java script or if you'd rather, write down the shirts you want and call us at 201.305.3167 (US ONLY) from 9am to 4pm Eastern Time Mon-Fri to place your order. MAC USERS: There seems to be an issue with some versions of safari and this shopping cart. Try using a different browser such as Firefox.

I Like alot of your shirts, but i would like to get them with the designs on the back. Is this possible?
Yes and there is NO extra charge for it. Just place your order as normal, and when you go to check out there is a place for your comments. Just tell us in the comments that you want the designs on the back of the shirts and we'll make it happen.

Unlike other shitty t-shirt companies that make you wait up to 2 weeks before they even ship your shit! We almost always process and ship orders within 24 hours of receipt. Orders are processed during our regular business hours (Monday through Friday 7:00AM - 4:00PM EST, excluding holidays) and shipped the following work day. All orders placed after 4:00PM Eastern Time will be processed during our next regular business hours and shipped the following day. ( So If you order on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday; your order will be processed on Monday and shipped on Tuesday) 99% of our shirts are in stock, However, occasionally a shirt may be temporarily out of stock and might not ship out right away. In which case it will ship as soon as it is back in stock (Usually after a couple of days)

If you need your fucking shirt FAST or by a certain date, email us to check which shipping option to choose. We will do our damnedest to get it to you on time!

Foul Mouth Shirts currently offers Four shipping options within the United States:
1. Standard: 5-9 business days
2. Expedited: 2-3 business days
3. Express: 1-2 business days
4. Alaska & Hawaii: 5-10 business days (Shipped via USPS Priority Mail)
The above timelines are approximate shipping times and do not include the time it takes to process your order
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All U.S. orders that supply a valid email address will be emailed a tracking number.

In Addition We also offer global shipping to Canada, Great Britain, N. Ireland, Denmark, Finland, Germany, Norway, Sweden, New Zealand, Australia and The Netherlands.
A Big FUCK YOU! to the rest of the world!
Keep in mind overseas shipping can take 4 - 8 weeks, especially during the Holidays. So if you are in Europe or Australia don't be a dumb fuck and expect your shirts to get there in a week! We have no way of tracking shipments once they leave the US so please be patient.

Foul Mouth Shirts is required by law to reveal the contents of international packages and to state the full value of the package, even if it contains a gift. Customs charges may be levied when the package reaches your country. Foul Mouth Shirts is not responsible for these charges and does not know what these charges may be. You might wish to contact your local customs office for further information.

Again, here is the list of countries outside the US that we ship to: ANY US MILITARY ADDRESS! Canada, Great Britain, N. Ireland, Denmark, Finland, Germany, Norway, Sweden, New Zealand, Australia and The Netherlands.

If your Country is not on this list we will still ship to you, but will not accept credit card payments from you. You will have to send a US CASH payment for the cost of the shirts plus shipping PLUS A $1000 SCAMMERS FEE

ATTENTION ALL YOU DUMB FUCK SCAM ARTISTS IN FRANCE, JAPAN & NIGERIA WE WILL NOT SHIP TO YOU EVEN FOR A MILLION DOLLARS, SO DON'T FUCKING ASK AND DON'T FUCKING ORDER!

We will also ship to ANY APO/FPO (Military Address) We Love, Respect and Thank the members of our armed services! Thank you for protecting our right to make these FUCKING shirts!
APO/FPO orders as well as all PO Box addresses will be shipped via our Standard Service only (Expedited and Express shipping is not available for PO Boxes, APO/FPO addresses). Standard delivery timeframe's (as noted above) do not apply to APO/FPO shipments.

All orders with PO Box Shipping addresses will be shipped via USPS priority mail (Usually 3-5 business days)



I'm Embarrassed That I Bought A T-shirt From Foul Mouth Shirts, Is There Anything On My Fuck Shirt That Says FoulMouthShirts.com?
Yes You Dumb Mother Fucker! Do You Think Cadillac Would Make An Escalade Without Their Logo On It? Foul Mouth Shirts isn't just a web site . It is a worldwide brand. A small Foul Mouth Shirts Logo/URL is located somewhere on every Shirt We print, Identifying that It is a top quality Foul Mouth Shirt. The Logo is small but it is cool as fuck. If You're Ashamed To Wear A Shirt With Our URL/Logo on it, FUCK OFF! We don't want your business!


 

FUCK YOU!
I was about to buy some of your shirts but then I noticed one that offends me. Now I'm Not going to buy one.
Nothing personal but FUCK YOU! You are the worst form of human feces. It's PC Hypocrites like you that are making us millionaires by encouraging decent (indecent?) people to buy our shirts to make fun of you hypocritical fucks! ALL of the rest of our shirts are ok with you but not the one that offends you?! What a pompous self-righeous FUCK you are! Go somewhere else and buy your shirts. This web site isn't for sniffling, whiney little, inbred, hypocritical, Politically correct motherfuckers like you. It's for ANTI-PC people who DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!

The shirts however, ARE for you sniffling, whiney little, inbred, hypocritical, Politically correct motherfuckers. Not to buy, but to view, as the army of Foul Mouth Fucks spreads out across this fucked up world, proudly displaying them for all you God Damned cock sucking PC Hypocrites and sends you back to the shitty hole you crawled out of!


Why are you guys doing this? You're just a bunch of racists, biggots, sexists, and homophobes!
First of all WE ARE NOT RACISTS, BIGOTS, SEXISTS,OR HOMOPHOBES.
We actually think anyone that hates someone else because of their race, sex, sexual orientation etc. is fucking stupid. We're not about hating people. Here at foul mouth shirts we only hate one thing. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.

OUR MISSION IS SIMPLE: TO DESTROY POLITICAL CORRECTNESS AND PRESERVE FREE SPEECH!
This great country was founded with many great freedoms. Not the least of which was freedom of speech. But that freedom has recently been eroded due to the trendy, political correctness movement. The proponents of political correctness now attack any expression of speech they don't agree with as "HATE SPEECH". They seem to think that this type of speech should not be covered by our great constitution. Well let us be clear: THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED IN THE HEAD! The founding fathers had no intention of protecting popular speech when they wrote The First Amendment. The had no intention of protecting such popular phases as "Butterflies are pretty" Or "i gotta go poo" Their intention was to protect OFFENSIVE speech... & that's where we come in. We're taking a stand here and now to protect your god given right of OFFENSIVE speech. We'll do the grunt work of standing up to the fucking man. Let the fucking pc pussies protect "I gotta go wee wee" and "Butterflies are free". We'll fucking stare down the churches, the government, the fucking PC fucktards and the cocksucking elites and we'll spit in their fucking face!


 


Why are your shirts $19 I can get one for $14
Quite simply, You get what you pay for. Many of our competitors use cheap, thin t-shirts; but we only use the highest quality, 6.1 oz. thick cotton t-shirts. That's the thick, soft, luxurious kind that lasts. We know they cost more, but we figure most people want quality! The cheap guys use 5.5 oz shirts. You know, the THIN kind like the ones that come in a plastic bag 3 pack at walmart near the underwear. While our designs are applied using state of the art teqniques and equipment, they're busy printing theirs on a computer and ironing it on. So if you're looking for a shitty shirt that's made for sleeping in, order elsewhere! If you're looking for a great shirt with a shitty slogan, order here! And don't forget we offer a 100% no bullshit guarantee so there's no need to ever worry about whether you're going to like the shirt or not. You'll love it guaranteed!


 

How do the sizes on your T-shirts run?

View our size chart below.

SIZING
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Privacy Policy
It's pretty fucking simple. We use the information we collect from you to fulfill your order and/or contact you about your order. That's It. We hate fucking spam and we are currently seeking out the individuals that are sending out all the fucking spam in the world so we can stuff one of our Fuck you, you fucking fuck shirts down their fucking throat and choke their ass to death. So we would damn well NEVER sell or give your information to anyone!


 

Can I send a money order via regular mail?
YES! It's as easy as 1-2-3. Here are the steps.
1. First of all, if you're not going to send the money order stop right here! Don't waste our fucking time! If you're really going to follow through proceed to step 2

2. Figure out what shirts and sizes you want to buy. E-mail us with that information by
CLICKING HERE
Remember: be sure to include: The shirt design,color and size for each one and your shipping address.
3. We will then E-mail you back an invoice with the total amount including shipping and the address to send it to.
4. Print out the invoice and send a money order for that amount with the invoice included so we know what shirts you're ordering. As soon as we receive the money order we will ship out your shirts!


 

Where would I wear such a T-shirt?
Well if you're like us... ANY FUCKING PLACE YOU WANT TO!
Our T-shirts are very popular to wear to parties, concerts, out to clubs/bars. Anywhere people gather is always a great place! Church is a great place for our religious shirts! A lot of adult dancers buy our T-shirts and thongs (they tell us it increases their tips when they wear them!) as well as a few really famous porn stars. As always be sure to check with your local laws to be sure it is legal. If your country is not on the list above then most likely you'll be executed for wearing one of these shirts. We had one poor bastard order one in Iran and they put him to death!


 

Is Foul Mouth Shirts looking for new models?
FMS is always on the lookout for smoking hot models. If you think you have what it takes to wear a Foul Mouth Shirt in a provocative way feel free to send some pix of yourself doing just that. REMEMBER: The more pix you send, the better. And please remember to smile in your pictures!


 

Do you guys wholesale?
Absolutely, but only to legitimate retailers. If you're just someone who wants to buy several shirts for yourself to wear don't bother asking. Retailers may contact us [email protected] to inquire.


 

Is the shopping cart secure?
WELL FUCK YES. It is 100% secure. Click on any of our add to cart buttons and you will be taken to our secure server for your order processing.


Returns
Foul Mouth Shirts custom prints your shirts at the time you order. If you need to return your shirts for a refund due to something other than our fault, there will be a restocking fee and shipping cannot be refunded.
$1 - $100 order = 0% restocking fee
$101 - $499 order = 20% restocking fee
$500 - $999 order = 30% restocking fee
$1000 and up = 50% restocking fee


About Foul Mouth Shirts:


Foul Mouth Shirts has grown rapidly to become one of the largest and most fucking offensive t-shirt companies in the world today. We have shipped Tens of thousands of shirts everywhere in the fucking world including Antarctica (seriously, there's a military base there). Our shirts can be seen on some of our soldiers while they gun down Al queada, or on a porn star during her double penetration scene. Our shirts have been featured in all kinds of Media: Movies, including XXX Movies (this makes us the most proud), on MTV, in Rap Videos, Head Magazine, Time Out Chicago, Countless newspapers, and even Rolling Stone!

They brag about someone being thrown off a plane while wearing one of their shirts, well fuck them, someone was cained ruthlessly in Singapore for wearing one of ours.

With the advent of our wholesale program, our shirts can now be found in better retail stores and shops all over the world including Canada, Guam, Seattle, Los Angeles, New York City, Atlanta, Australia, Norway, As well as ALL OVER THE U.S.!

We pride ourselves on pissing mother fuckers (and father fuckers) off. Either with our web site or by having rude fuckers wearing our t-shirts to their local mall. We ran into one guy at a Music Festival in wearing one of our shirts in a drunken stupor carrying a blow up doll, we were so fucking proud!!

We are conveniently located in the Greater St. Louis area with a second fullfillment location in New Jersey.


To Place An Order Use Our 100 % Secure Online Order Process Or

For Orders Inside The U.S. You May Call Toll Free 201.986.6367

 

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