a web page and you want to get a slice of our big fat fucking
to the Foul Mouth Shirts Affiliate page, you wonderful motherfuckers.
Since you made it to this page we have to assume that you are
smart, Entrepreneurial fucks who recognize Foulmouthshirts.com
for what it really is.
A chance for you to make some fucking cash! While we do all the
fucking work by giving humor to the fucking obscene and horrible,
you can run around and chase pussy all day and night and profit
off of our desire to piss off the world. Our shirts give fuckers
all over the globe a chance to rebel against the horseshit in
their lives and to vent some of the fucking frustration that tears
at them. People fucking need things like us and that is where
your opportunity to rake in piles of goddamn cash comes in.
Mouth Shirts wants our affiliates to earn as much cash as possible.
We want you earning enough cash to make that trip to Vegas you've
been dreaming about. You haven't been dreaming about that fucking
shitty low budget trip your mom and dad took to Vegas back in
their day where they played slots and ate Randy Quaid (Vegas Vacation)
style buffets all day, and went to see Siegfried & Roy at
night. You're dreaming about the FOUL MOUTH SHIRTS Style Vegas
trip. The one that includes the short fucking ride over to the
Bunny Ranch to get that fucking Blumpkin you've always wanted
but could never afford. Dreamin' of staying at the Bellagio in
the penthouse suite, snorting coke off the asses of the 3 thai
hookers you flew in just for the fucking party.
See, we think our affiliates deserve that kind of lifestyle...
Why do we care so much you ask?
DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOU!
But we know when you make money, we make money! So we want you
to get the most out of our affiliate program, so hopefully you
can give some cute lil hooker the thrill of blowing you while
you take that giant shit!
The Good News:
We'll pay you 20% of every order a visitor you send to FoulMouthShirts.com
If a customer buys 4 shirts you could earn over $15 and that happens
all the time! That's right, the crazy fuckers that visit Foul
Mouth Shirts are some of the biggest shirt buyers ever!
is that you ask? Because we have the fucking craziest designs
and the biggest selection in the known fucking universe!! You
can't buy this shit at your local walmart and you never will!
People fucking flip out when they see our shit and they can't
resist buying these fucking obscene t-shirts!!
only that, but for every person that clicks the link on your web
page and signs up to be a Foul Mouth Shirts affiliate you'll also
earn 5% of their sales!! IS THAT FUCKING CRAZY OR WHAT?
to show you we're really fucking nuts, we'll also pay you an additional
2% of the sales of YOUR affiliate's affiliates!!
That's 2% of the sales of anyone who signs up under your own affiliates
That's 3 levels deep!!
CAN'T MAKE IT ANY EASIER FOR YOU TO MAKE PILES OF FUCKING CASH!!!
you have to do is sign up, get your affiliate ID, and link to
us. We take care of everything else.
YOU'LL BE RAKING IN THE GOD DAMN
CASH IN NO TIME!!
Log in and enjoy Real Time tracking of statistics. 24-7, 365 days
You'll be able to see all of the purchases that originated from
your web site, How many affiliates have signed up under you, their
sales, and more importantly How much fucking cash you've MADE!
Sign up now and start making money the old
(BY SITTING ON YOUR FAT ASS AND LETTING SOMEONE ELSE DO ALL OF
By simply linking to FoulMouthShirts.com with your affiliate ID.
For The Bad News:
THERE IS NO FUCKING BAD NEWS!! SO GET YOUR
LAZY ASS GOING AND SIGN UP SO YOU CAN GET PAID FOR DOING NOTHING
BUT LINKING TO US!!!
I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT AND I WANT TO MAKE SOME CASH FOR