Foul Mouth Shirts Affiliate

Got a web page and you want to get a slice of our big fat fucking MONEY PIE?

Welcome to the Foul Mouth Shirts Affiliate page, you wonderful motherfuckers.
Since you made it to this page we have to assume that you are smart, Entrepreneurial fucks who recognize Foulmouthshirts.com for what it really is.
A chance for you to make some fucking cash! While we do all the fucking work by giving humor to the fucking obscene and horrible, you can run around and chase pussy all day and night and profit off of our desire to piss off the world. Our shirts give fuckers all over the globe a chance to rebel against the horseshit in their lives and to vent some of the fucking frustration that tears at them. People fucking need things like us and that is where your opportunity to rake in piles of goddamn cash comes in.

Foul Mouth Shirts wants our affiliates to earn as much cash as possible. We want you earning enough cash to make that trip to Vegas you've been dreaming about. You haven't been dreaming about that fucking shitty low budget trip your mom and dad took to Vegas back in their day where they played slots and ate Randy Quaid (Vegas Vacation) style buffets all day, and went to see Siegfried & Roy at night. You're dreaming about the FOUL MOUTH SHIRTS Style Vegas trip. The one that includes the short fucking ride over to the Bunny Ranch to get that fucking Blumpkin you've always wanted but could never afford. Dreamin' of staying at the Bellagio in the penthouse suite, snorting coke off the asses of the 3 thai hookers you flew in just for the fucking party.

See, we think our affiliates deserve that kind of lifestyle...

Why do we care so much you ask?

Frankly.....

WE DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOU!
But we know when you make money, we make money! So we want you to get the most out of our affiliate program, so hopefully you can give some cute lil hooker the thrill of blowing you while you take that giant shit!

First The Good News:
We'll pay you 20% of every order a visitor you send to FoulMouthShirts.com buys!
If a customer buys 4 shirts you could earn over $15 and that happens all the time! That's right, the crazy fuckers that visit Foul Mouth Shirts are some of the biggest shirt buyers ever!

Why is that you ask? Because we have the fucking craziest designs and the biggest selection in the known fucking universe!! You can't buy this shit at your local walmart and you never will! People fucking flip out when they see our shit and they can't resist buying these fucking obscene t-shirts!!

Not only that, but for every person that clicks the link on your web page and signs up to be a Foul Mouth Shirts affiliate you'll also earn 5% of their sales!! IS THAT FUCKING CRAZY OR WHAT?

Just to show you we're really fucking nuts, we'll also pay you an additional 2% of the sales of YOUR affiliate's affiliates!!
That's 2% of the sales of anyone who signs up under your own affiliates That's 3 levels deep!!

WE CAN'T MAKE IT ANY EASIER FOR YOU TO MAKE PILES OF FUCKING CASH!!!

All you have to do is sign up, get your affiliate ID, and link to us. We take care of everything else.
YOU'LL BE RAKING IN THE GOD DAMN CASH IN NO TIME!!

Log in and enjoy Real Time tracking of statistics. 24-7, 365 days a year!
You'll be able to see all of the purchases that originated from your web site, How many affiliates have signed up under you, their sales, and more importantly How much fucking cash you've MADE!

Sign up now and start making money the old fashioned way!
(BY SITTING ON YOUR FAT ASS AND LETTING SOMEONE ELSE DO ALL OF THE WORK!!!)
By simply linking to FoulMouthShirts.com with your affiliate ID.

Now For The Bad News:
THERE IS NO FUCKING BAD NEWS!! SO GET YOUR LAZY ASS GOING AND SIGN UP SO YOU CAN GET PAID FOR DOING NOTHING BUT LINKING TO US!!!

OK I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT AND I WANT TO MAKE SOME CASH FOR DOING NOTHING!!

By far the most important thing is to make sure you are linking to us correctly. If you don't use the proper code to link to us you will not get credit for your sales. Please take the time to double check that you are linking to us properly.

Here is the code to link to ANY page of our web site:

<!Begin Code><a href="http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/store/?AFID=XXXX&redirect=WHATEVER-PAGE-YOU-WANT-TO-LINK-TO">Funny Shirts</a><!End Code>

XXXX= your affiliate ID you were issued when you signed up If you don't know it you can log into your affiliate account to find out what it is. Feel free to email or call us with any questions you might have.

Replace WHATEVER-PAGE-YOU-WANT-TO-LINK-TO with the URL of the page you want to link to
Be sure to include the entire URL starting with http://

Funny Shirts = You can change this to the text you want displayed on your page.

The fine print

If on the last day of the month Your earnings from the previous month exceed $50, Foul Mouth Shirts will issue to you via a company check, any positive balance in your account. If you do not meet the $50 minimum earnings necessary to receive a check, your earnings will be forwarded to the next month until you reach the minimum earnings necessary.

Charge backs. Foul Mouth Shirts will debit your account with an amount equal to earnings previously credited to your account in the event of a product return, a fraudulent transaction, for failure of the affiliate to comply with Foul Mouth Shirts terms, or for any refund of payment to, the customer of Foul Mouth Shirts or for any charge backs