Back After A Few More Beers You're Still
Ugly As Fuck!
Is that a hair growing out of that mole
on your face? Maybe you should have
that looked at. Getting some help with
that receding hairline wouldn't hurt,
either. God, do you have a hump on your
back or is that just a bad case of scoliosis?
Why don't you go play darts, or something,
while I take about 8 shots of tequila
and we can try this again.