CHOKING HAZARD PACKAGE MAY CONTAIN LARGE
don't want to freak anyone out, or anything...but
I'm required by law to wear this shirt.
It's a complicated story, but the short
version of the tale involves a quart
of liquor and a horse that needed to
have reconstructive surgery on its horse-vagina.
It's better for everyone if we don't
discuss it much more than that.
IN OVER 350 SHIRT STYLE, SIZE AND COLOR