BOMB STEPHEN HAWKING
I've got the greatest idea ever. Stephen
Hawking can't be doing really well,
can he? I mean, he looks more like a
shriveled turd every time I see him.
Since I'm sure he has contributed all
he's ever going to contribute to science,
he should run one last major experiment.
He should strap TNT to his chest and
try to open a wormhole using nothing
by an explosion and pure force of will.
At the very least, it would make for
an awesome 60 Minutes special.