ME... AND I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING
made up this fuckin' rule about wearing
green on St. Patrick's Day? It's a dumb
fuckin' rule. Am I outside drinking
green beer? Am I in a bar with my face
in between the tits of some drunk redhead?
Well, that's how I celebrate. Go ahead
and pinch me, and I'll introduce you
to one of MY St. Patrick's Day traditions:
beating the shit out of idiots.