I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND NO MATTER WHAT YOU PUT IN YOUR ASS

I understand that people go through phases. I understand that you're bored with regular sex and you need to spice things up. If you feel the need to guide a gerbil up your ass so you can have some crazy prostate-induced orgasm, then I guess we can still be friends...just don't fucking tell me about it.

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