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BE YOUR FRIEND NO MATTER WHAT YOU PUT
IN YOUR ASS SHIRT
Here's
a good friendship test. Go up to your
buddy and tell him or her that you imagined
them sticking a gerbil up their ass,
and that you really feel like you would
still be able to have a close friendship
if that really happened. If your friend
gets mad and asks why you were imagining
him sticking a gerbil up his ass, then
you know you've got a keeper on your
hands. True friendship is about ignoring
awkward situations.
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