I HOPE YOUR COUCH PULLS OUT BECAUSE I DON'T T-SHIRT

I HOPE YOUR COUCH PULLS OUT BECAUSE I DON'T T-SHIRT

 

 

I HOPE YOUR COUCH PULLS OUT BECAUSE I DON'T SHIRT

Listen, let's not make a big deal out of this. I'm not going to spit a bunch of lies and tell you how I'm allergic to latex. I will tell you that wearing a condom is like eating a fine steak with a balloon on your tongue. It sucks, so let's just roll the dice...pray neither one of us has an STD, and I'll pull out before I get you preggers. Deal?

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