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I
HOPE YOUR COUCH PULLS OUT BECAUSE I
DON'T SHIRT
Listen,
let's not make a big deal out of this.
I'm not going to spit a bunch of lies
and tell you how I'm allergic to latex.
I will tell you that wearing a condom
is like eating a fine steak with a balloon
on your tongue. It sucks, so let's just
roll the dice...pray neither one of
us has an STD, and I'll pull out before
I get you preggers. Deal?
$19
Plus s&h
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