COUGAR TRAP T-SHIRT

COUGAR TRAP. T-SHIRT

 

 

COUGAR TRAP SHIRT

If you want to catch a Cougar, you're going to need three things: bait, a trap, and an escape. A good example of bait? Try putting a cute picture of a kid as the screen saver on your smart phone. Older chicks can't resist cute kid pictures. A trap? Try texting them around 10pm on a Friday night when they're most likely to be a little drunk and vulnerable to your advances. An escape plan? That's simple...you need to get the fuck out before you fall asleep at her place. If you sleep over...she owns you. Beware the claws. Rowr.

 

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