only is this shirt hilarious, but it
offers a helpful beginners guide when
you're wasted and looking for information.
If you end up taking an ugly chick home,
you can throw it over her face and use
it to give her the ride of her life.
Plus, it's secretly naughty...so you
can wear it out in public with no fear
of some kid's mom smacking you with
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